Alexandrine Matchinski

Think for yourself.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

cats will be like “i know a spot” and then stand directly on your areola with the weight of their whole entire body

[Hype Hair Model @PersnicketyK]

No baby. Just keep reading the book.

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

When Walmart never went back to 24 hours nation wide after Covid I knew that was the end of America.

[miia @miiagarro]

i love ugly men but i think i fall for personality first and then my brain edits their face

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

cats will be like oh you're walking somewhere? no WE'RE walking somewhere. and i will get there first. where is 'there' btw

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

why do men keep crying about the declining birth rate just use your ribs to create new life it’s not that hard

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i don't care how you were raised. you're an adult, unlearn that nonsense.

[🦢 @damnidc__]

If any of you pro lifers get tape worms you better suck it up and be a good host, because tape worms have a heartbeat and feel pain. It deserves a choice and it chose you to be its mother.

[material girl @misandr1st]

life is so nice when a fucking loser isn't in ur life to ruin ur day at 9 in the morning

[toxic king @toxicking]

Y’all scared of being single I’m scared of being broke

[introvert @livewithnoregrt]

heavy on the “mhmm” cause mfs just be talking

[melanie @earthdombaby]

THE MOON IS IN LEO

[DOE BEEZY/FREEBANDZ @DoeBoyOfficial]

If I tell my side of the story everybody gone find out u weird 😂

[reggie mills @MillsReggie]

One day you will thank yourself for not giving up.

[randy 🪩 (she/her) @mirandaschombs]

just purchased a gas can for the first time ✔️⛽️

[melanie @earthdombaby]

Earth signs giving advice

[SIE @_badassiee]

It’s a difference between knowing somebody and knowing of…& y’all don’t know me 😂😂