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[Katie ⚔️ @LovejoyActual]

the uk basically just being a big american airbase is also fucked.

[Liam_H_ @Liam__H__]

Not everybody is loving #NottingHillCarnival

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?

[Marl Karx @BareLeft]

£93,904 salary. Gold-plated pension. Subsidised food and drink. Travel and housing expenses.

I'd be so fucking insulted if you were my MP and deemed your constituents unimportant enough to replace all interaction with a fucking chatbot.

[GN 🇬🇭 @_Greazemoden]

This one is gonna flood the black community like crack in the 80s

[Stan's Account @tristandross]

better yet, why not just send chatgpt through our school system and dispense with the economic need for children once and for all

[keewa 🇵🇸 @keewa]

Yes, things rae bleak right now, but if you need a little pick-me-up: Rachel Reeves finally got the job she's been chasing for 15 years and she's rubbish at it, all her colleagues are openly talking about rubbish she is at it and she's miserable hahaha

[ayan. @artan_ayan]

there is nothing left for creatives in this country anymore.

how many daniel kaluuya's are we missing out on because the UK resents the arts? there are generational talents the world will never get to meet simply because they weren't lucky enough to be born a nepo baby. bleak.

[DJ BBQ @stepheniscowboy]

I think the cool thing about living here is everything has got progressively worse every day of my adult life

[Marl Karx @BareLeft]

a recession for whom

[ste @chai_ste]

the one line of incoming vagueness really sums up Starmer’s Labour lmao

[Y @tinscognito__]

Going to Sainsbury’s now. Don’t even need anything. Just want to go add an extra body to the chaos

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

I think the idea is to make the news so bad that it’s a relief when the power cuts kick in

[Grand Regent Thragg @KholjarTukra]

Live scenes of Rishi Sunak

[josh 📈 @oldviennalager]

Killed the queen ✅
Crashed the pound ✅
Destroyed the Conservative Party ✅

One for the ages. God speed. May flights of angels sing thee to the rest

[Manuel Aragorn, Non Fungible Tolkien Minority @Spacejunc]

I think the Queen would want us all to live the way she did, with free public housing, basic universal income, and full government health care.