A man can take hormones, wear lipstick, grow his hair out, buy high heels, and change his name. He will still never be a woman. Men are men. Women are women. Lgbtq propaganda can’t change biology.
OBAMA MADE AMERICANS BUY HEALTH INSURANCE, OR YOU PAID A FINE!
BIDEN MADE YOU TAKE A SHOT, OR YOU LOST YOUR JOB!!
TELL ME AGAIN, HOW TRUMP IS A FASCIST DICTATOR??
I was talking to a friend’s little girl, and she said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, ‘If you were to be the President, what is the first thing you would do?’
She replied, ‘I’d give food and houses to all the homeless people.’ ‘Wow - what a worthy goal.’ I told her, ‘You don’t have to wait until you’re President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds, and sweep my sidewalks and driveway, and I’ll pay you $50. Then I’ll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food or a new house.’
She thought that over for a few seconds ‘cause she’s only 6. And while her Mom glared at me, the little girl looked me straight in the eye and asked, “Why doesn’t the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?”
And I said, “Welcome to the Republican Party, sweetheart.”
Gas hit $4.60 because
Trump stopped Iran from getting a nuclear bomb.
Gas hit $5.00 under Biden because Democrats printed money and killed American energy.
Those are two very different problems.
Remember which one you were okay with!
My daughter brought her new boyfriend to Sunday dinner last month.
He’s 24, works at a COMMERCIAL TIRE SHOP, and has grease permanently stained into his cuticles.
He didn’t say much, just ate three servings of my pot roast and nodded a lot.
After they left, I told my wife I wished my daughter would date someone with a bit more ambition.
Someone who didn't look like they just crawled out from under a semi-truck.
Two weeks later, my alternator died on the shoulder of Route 9 during a torrential downpour.
I called AAA, but the wait time was two hours.
My daughter must have seen my text in the family group chat because twenty minutes later, her boyfriend's beat-up Chevy truck pulled up behind me.
He didn't have a raincoat.
He just got straight to work in the pouring rain, leaning over my engine bay while semi-trucks flew past at 70 miles per hour, spraying us with dirty highway water.
It took him forty-five minutes of wrestling with a rusted bolt to get the spare part in.
When he finished, he was soaked to the bone and shivering.
I pulled out my wallet and tried to hand him two hundred dollars.
He looked at the cash, then looked at me, and gently pushed my hand away.
He said,
"Sir, you don't pay family.
Just make sure your daughter gets home safe tonight."
I sat in my dry, warm car on the drive home feeling incredibly small.
I had judged his worth by the dirt under his fingernails,
completely missing the size of his heart.
An unexpected hero in the barnyard! When a curious kitten took an accidental tumble into a water barrel, this brave ram came to the rescue and tipped it over just in time. The sweet gratitude shown by the soggy little kitty at the end is absolutely priceless!
This is because your sports team won? No. It’s because once you teach animals they can get away with whatever, they do it over and over and over again.