barton.

➶. ❛ ⎯ ⎯ 𝑵𝑨𝑯. i love being drugged, kidnapped, and threatened with murder. ❜

[barton. @AmazingAvem]

➶ it’s not spandex. it’s 𝑳𝑬𝑨𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑹 ⠀﹗

⠀ ┄┄ mcu clint barton with comic influence. mv + ms. graphic + violent themes. kae.

[barton. @AmazingAvem]

sucks teeth.
it’s debatable.

[barton. @AmazingAvem]

A Powerpoint presentation?

[𝓇𝗼𝗰𝗸𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿, 𝘀𝗲𝘅 𝘀𝘆𝗺𝗯𝗼𝗹. @arustingheart]

Steve couldn’t fuck me right if I gave him an instruction manual and a helping hand.

[𝓇𝗼𝗰𝗸𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿, 𝘀𝗲𝘅 𝘀𝘆𝗺𝗯𝗼𝗹. @arustingheart]

points at barton.
we’re fucking your girlfriend, and there is nothing you can do about it <3

[barton. @AmazingAvem]

Tugs @AvengingShrew into his lap— she doesn’t have anywhere to be, right?

[barton. @AmazingAvem]

Wassup, whores.

[barton. @AmazingAvem]

why do i even have a funko if all they were gonna do is do me dirty with it,

[barton. @AmazingAvem]

nothing on the inside, nothing on the outside.

[barton. @AmazingAvem]

It’s some sugar in the tank.

[𝟎𝟎𝟕. @byathreads]

Lil sumn sumn.

[barton. @AmazingAvem]

Just a likkle bit.

[𝟎𝟎𝟕. @byathreads]

She thinks back affectionately on Bruce listing her former trysts, and something’s been making her laugh.

Firstly, she’s mostly sure her (ethnic, favourite) Clint is gay, and secondly, he completely forgot about James.

[barton. @AmazingAvem]

AM I THE BITCH?

[𝟎𝟎𝟕. @byathreads]

I got a man, I got a bitch, I’m a banana, they gotta split.

[barton. @AmazingAvem]

You got another bitch AND you’re putting me in the drama. What the hell did Megan say.

[barton. @AmazingAvem]

Tonio won’t fight you, girl, but I will.

[barton. @AmazingAvem]

You see it.

[barton. @AmazingAvem]

AND IS BITCH.
I’m a recovering addict, don’t look at me.

[𝟎𝟎𝟕. @byathreads]

First of all, edible arrangement, you were just telling me about the various shades of vanilla you were running through.

[barton. @AmazingAvem]

move the fawk around.

[barton. @AmazingAvem]

Laid up with a white man? Yeah, I do.

[𝟎𝟎𝟕. @byathreads]

YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHERE I STAY.

[barton. @AmazingAvem]

ON MY LIFE I WANT THE SMOKE.

[𝟎𝟎𝟕. @byathreads]

Tell him to knuck if he fuckin’ bucks.

[barton. @AmazingAvem]

come over -> check up on it -> imma let you work up on it.

[barton. @AmazingAvem]

He’s learned to roll with the complications— nothing in the world could shock him, now; not after years of being her friend.
“Thor.” He offers helpfully.

“Then it was Tony. And. . Bucky, recently. We didn’t really click,”

[𝟎𝟎𝟕. @byathreads]

“Physically incapable of leaving that Brooklyn shit alone,” she sighs, “but we’ll see. I’m exploring ... other prospects.���

It’s complicated, but when isn’t it? She’s never been for the straight and narrow. “How’s, well —“ anyone, really.

[barton. @AmazingAvem]

You live like this?