Lord Edmund Weaselfoot (Ed for short)🥔

Irrelevant, but occasionally clever. Freelance possum wrangler.

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@PolitiBunny Gays are supposed to understand fashion, so the outfit is part of the straight act. He's probably wearing socks with sandals.

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@EndWokeness Remember, when everybody owns something, nobody owns it. And when nobody owns it, nobody takes responsibility for its upkeep.

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@jk_rowling You have to consider that there's a different standard. Your idea of abuse and assault is rape/physical violence. Their idea of abuse and assault is "Somebody looked at me funny."

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@KibaNezumi @Tek_Roo @lordvictor It's even beneficial to his own dog.

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@james_xond Mischief, lots of it.

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@fairiehaze Nacho!

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@VekaFitzfrancis Wasn't it 100 for the free pizza?

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@RetroMoviesDB Pepper II. https://t.co/BUOOzAapMH

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@ChrisLoesch There's no grave they won't dance on.

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@animalsbabyy Even the background's giving them a thumbs up.

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@KaelenaTV @kofi_button Go for it!

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@CamEdwards Introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live:
1. Bowling for Soup
2. ZZ Top
3. Slayer
4. Living Sacrifice
5. The Beach Boys
6. Chicago
7. Amon Amarth
8. Disturbed
9. Pantera
10. Foreigner

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@JoelWBerry That price tells me they're using a delivery service every day.

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@NucMM1retired One does not simply walk into a typo like that.

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@MissPookems The Space Quest series.

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@KevinEspiritu The previous owners of my house had an herb garden, and now half my backyard is spearmint and lemon balm.

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@SooperMexican @cmclymer I did too, and I think we should go back to the Monopoly money, the peanut butter in a can, and the weird cheese that doesn't melt. It should be an option for people who really need it, but embarrassing enough that they'll get off of it as soon as possible.

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@VekaFitzfrancis The website description says "insights into progressive narratives", so I'd put this in the satire/mockery category.

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@BoSnerdley Bagging a watermelon was enough of a red flag for me.

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@TheBabylonBee It's the artistic equivalent of a "joyful noise".