formal apology to my parents for my behavior during the 2008 recession. if someone asked me to buy them a nintendo ds and an annual roblox membership rn i'd actually blow up
People are watching Scary Movie wrong, you’re supposed to get high, wear hoodies and big bags, sneak in snacks, and eat movie nachos and laugh at the nonsense of it all.
The New World Screwworm, a grave parasitic threat, has just been detected in US cattle for the first time since it was eradicated in 1966.
The parasite's revival comes after Trump and DOGE slashed funding for Screwworm monitoring programs.
Scientists found yeast growing inside the guts of a frozen mummy for thousands of years.
They used it to create a “very, very good” sourdough bread. https://t.co/WmLfBroRIz
A flesh-eating parasite that had been kept out of U.S. livestock for decades has been detected in Texas, threatening the nation’s cattle industry and food supply at a time when prices are already high. https://t.co/p011Q4crOe