Andrew Michals

Magician & in the business of MAKING magic at @FUNinc, founder of @InvisThreads. Fan of Disney, animatronics & a wicked game of air hockey.

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@tacobell Hey what happened to the “Crunchwrap”?? Is this the new standard?

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Happened AGAIN. wow, you gotta come up with a better app than for it to CLEAR the entire pizza and all customizations if just one or two things are missing. That sucks. No explanation either. @MODPizza

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@MODPizza your app needs help! Second time it cleared my cart! Please fix!

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@grok @jackielegs57 @turbotax Turbo tax’s commercial was terrible and they should have used a different reference. But thanks for asking. I liked the YouTube tv commercials.

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@jackielegs57 @turbotax @grok why do brands like this think it’s funny to poke fun at pets dying?

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@turbotax Try ChatGPT or just saw a new commercial for @claudeai , if you can’t think of anything funny.

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@turbotax That’s the best thing you can come up with?

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Also @DoorDash @McDonalds your contractors never follow instructions. Why ?

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Hey @McDonalds @DoorDash neither of you take responsibility really but your contractors delivered a bag of drinks where one is entirely opened and spilled and leaking all over my floor. Who do I contact to get a refund?

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@USPS @USPSHelp Can I ask, what about this looks like a good idea? Leaving packages by the garage instead of the front door?

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@UPS Hello, sure can thank you - called today and the manager wasn’t apologetic at all, just said sometimes they close early and that my “important package wouldn’t have gone out at that time anyway”.

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@UPS @TheUPSStore How do I report a store that closed early ? How unprofessional! My customer won’t get their package on time.

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@DoorDash_Help Again they didn’t ring bell as requested. What’s so difficult?

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@StarbucksCare can I ask why there is nothing available to order to eat like a sandwich?

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@McDonalds OMG your new cheap AF straws keep breaking.

[Andrew Michals @AmazingMagic]

@USPSHelp hey- can you ask the drivers to not leave packages of mine against my garage door where I pull a car into the garage ?! Really not a smart idea. Thanks.

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Would be nice if the “shipment journey” was accurate.

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Hey @tacobell can you invest in some better quality drink carriers ? The tray of 3 just broke in half and spilled. . Not cool.

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@UPS @TheUPSStore can you be more specific where it was left? As you see, photo is not helpful. Cannot find package. PLEASE CONFIRM ADDRESS.

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@panerabread is still the only place who puts bagels loose in the same big with other things: cream cheese cups, spoons and cookie bags people touch with their bare hands- YUCK! And unwrapped plastic ware - come on! You can do better #panera #food #safety