Fernando

I'm the squidhunting manwhore.

By day I battle squids, and by night I pay the bills with unscrupulous sex.

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@CamTroid every year!

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Friends once again I regret to say I will not be taking part in No Nut November. See you all for Destroy Dick December.

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Today is the birthday and death day of Stamen Grigorov, he who discovered the bacteria that makes yoghurt

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https://t.co/KHn8yo4SXe

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https://t.co/nrhJLd6IBQ

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🐐 Hello friends I hope you are feeling fragrant and empowered. 👃🐐

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🐕🚨🦀Hi 🦀🚨🐕
🐐🐐🐐I hope you are having a nice day.🐐🐐🐐

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this aged poorly

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#bernieandbust

Bernie's going to win...

...and I'm going to bust

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To my Australian friends: if you run out of toilet paper you can wash your butthole in the shower, it's no big deal

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@Cotondavid thank you we are all fine

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🙄

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@tehjonthomas every year my friend

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It is with regret that I must inform you all that I will not be taking part in "No Nut November"

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@DonMorrisonRBLX nice

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No geese? Come now...
https://t.co/UwNogEYsTg

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Did you all thoroughly wash your butthole this morning? True passion stands on the shoulders of good hygiene.

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@Hauff789 nope, this is back on pleasure sland

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fyi

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@RyrYPerry91 365 goddessses of time is better than 7

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it would be cool if a talented artist drew all the days of the week as big titty anime girls. monday is back to work and has big tits. saturday is going to the beach and showing off her big tits. sunday is hungover and has big tits. all the others have big tits