Amazon Employee

A bitter factory employee reflecting on the terrible things people spent their money on during my tenure.

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To the guy who bought a 'blackout curtain': you may be able to hide your evil deeds from the neighbors, but God's still watching. You #creep

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Ho-Ho-HORRIBLE? Inside The Secret Lives of Amazon.com's Winter Warehouse Workers http://t.co/Mpxg9YO via @huffingtonpost

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To the guy who got #Facebook gift cards: There really isnt anything in the world youd rather have than #Farmville money? Im so sorry for you

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To the mom who got cheap, toy night vision goggles: If you send your kid outside with those at night, understand you'll never see him again.

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To the old man who got a 1972 #Playboy: Im sure the grandkids would be happy to learn sweet old #grandpa lives in a house of filthy thoughts

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To the mom who got a #SpyGear security scanner: teaching your child how to violate other children at such an early age? Class parenting, mom

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To the mom who bought #ZhuZhu #Hamsters: Don't forget these things were #MadeInChina, and your kids are at risk. Make sure they wear gloves.

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To the mom who bought "The #SantaClause 3" on #DVD - You're a play button away from severing your relationship with your kids forever. #Xmas

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To the dad who got his son a black #ChristmasTree: it's time to stop supporting your kid's "despair and eternal sadness" phase. Send it back

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To the person who bought an #Acer laptop: I know you just ordered it, but it's probably time to start saving up for a replacement #laptop.

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To the mom who bought #JustinBieber's biography: hey, well... if nothing else, it's probably the perfect size to fix that crooked end table.

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To the person who bought a 12-pack of standard #Ticonderoga no. 2 #pencils: I bet you're waiting at the mailbox every morning for those.

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To the mom who got a suitcase-sized case for #squinkies- if she really has that many pencil toppers you need to reevaluate your #parenting.

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To the lady who bought a 25 lb bag of #cat litter: I'd rather pay astronomical shipping rates than drive 5 miles to the store, too.

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To the person who bought a #Sony #Walkman portable cd player: wow. you've got a lot of ground to cover. good luck!

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To the person who bought a #Shamwow: I guess you're not really serious about making your house any cleaner... or ever cleaning up spills.

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To the mom who got her son a 365-day calendar: You think he'll enjoy it for the whole year, but he'll stop tearing those pages off in a week

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To the student who bought "Get Into Any #College" - The first sign that you're not going to get into any college is having to buy this book.

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@kissncry Haha did you really! I'm assuming you had it 16 years ago, when it was appropriate? Who knows... maybe this was your copy

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To the lady who bought 'Catstop,' an outdoor #cat deterrent: if you're meant to become a #CatLady, you're gonna become one. Stop fighting it