Jeffrey - Amazon FC Ambassador 📦 (Parody)

25 years @ SEA8. I love my ex-wife MacKenzie. There is no Borg in Ba Sing Se. Fan of the Seattle Seahawks. (PARODY)

[Jeffrey - Amazon FC Ambassador 📦 (Parody) @AmazonFCJeffrey]

Hi, I’m Jeffrey Preston Jorgensen, but you can call me Jeff! I love Star Trek, space exploration, and my four kids! Ask me about what working at the Bellevue Fulfillment Center or at Amazon HQ is like!

[Jeffrey - Amazon FC Ambassador 📦 (Parody) @AmazonFCJeffrey]

@colourmeamused_ @LLW902 @AmazonFCSimona @AmazonFCSimone @AmazonFCGiorgia @AmazonFCAlessio I’ll make some calls to the managers at the Passo Corese Fulfillment Center.

[Jeffrey - Amazon FC Ambassador 📦 (Parody) @AmazonFCJeffrey]

@GautheyE I am a human being, or at least I am programmed by the chemicals in my brain to think that I am. What about you?

[Jeffrey - Amazon FC Ambassador 📦 (Parody) @AmazonFCJeffrey]

Hi, I’m Jeffrey Preston Jorgensen, but you can call me Jeff! I love Star Trek, space exploration, and my four kids! Ask me about what working at the Bellevue Fulfillment Center or at Amazon HQ is like!

[Jeffrey - Amazon FC Ambassador 📦 (Parody) @AmazonFCJeffrey]

@Joshua4Congress I am not scared of anything!
Uh, I mean, I’m a real, loyal Amazon employee and I do not think we need unions to tell us what to do!

[Jeffrey - Amazon FC Ambassador 📦 (Parody) @AmazonFCJeffrey]

@deanburleymma @SooskaVee @JordanUhl Surprisingly Botschafter really is the German word for Ambassador, it’s just a coincidence that it contains the word Bot in it
Or Schaft if you want to be all “that’s what she said” about it

[Jeffrey - Amazon FC Ambassador 📦 (Parody) @AmazonFCJeffrey]

@JordanUhl Yes I know Dylan personally, he is a great ambassador and has done a fine job at PHL4

[Jeffrey - Amazon FC Ambassador 📦 (Parody) @AmazonFCJeffrey]

@JordanUhl Yes we love Jim he is a valued employee and has done a great job at representing Amazon and its Fulfillment Centers in social media

[Jeffrey - Amazon FC Ambassador 📦 (Parody) @AmazonFCJeffrey]

@LLW902 @AmazonFCSimona @AmazonFCSimone @AmazonFCGiorgia Oops I forgot @AmazonFCAlessio

[Jeffrey - Amazon FC Ambassador 📦 (Parody) @AmazonFCJeffrey]

@LLW902 This is defamation toward the completely real Italian Amazon FC Ambassadors such as @AmazonFCSimona and @AmazonFCSimone and @AmazonFCGiorgia

[Jeffrey - Amazon FC Ambassador 📦 (Parody) @AmazonFCJeffrey]

@thekc23 @th0rn0210 To be specific, it’s in March and I usually don’t know who I will support until a month out!

[Jeffrey - Amazon FC Ambassador 📦 (Parody) @AmazonFCJeffrey]

@thekc23 @th0rn0210 Not sure yet, Washington state doesn’t vote until fairly late in the primary process, so we’ll have to wait and see!

[Jeffrey - Amazon FC Ambassador 📦 (Parody) @AmazonFCJeffrey]

@MC_Spacebat Please don’t do that

[Jeffrey - Amazon FC Ambassador 📦 (Parody) @AmazonFCJeffrey]

@AlexBNewhouse @amazon That’s weird, I thought I was following all of the legitimate FC Ambassadors and the total is much less than 84! Also, have you observed that the European ones aren’t as active as the American ones?

[Jeffrey - Amazon FC Ambassador 📦 (Parody) @AmazonFCJeffrey]

@IHateNYT I can’t speak for anyone else, but I myself was born in Albuquerque, and my bio doesn’t lie: I celebrated my 25th year anniversary at Amazon just last month. Keep in mind that there are Amazon FC Ambassadors from other countries, mostly from Germany!

[Jeffrey - Amazon FC Ambassador 📦 (Parody) @AmazonFCJeffrey]

@priyavprabhakar I myself have had the same experience as Rafael here, please don’t discount our lived experiences!

[Jeffrey - Amazon FC Ambassador 📦 (Parody) @AmazonFCJeffrey]

@LewisCoss Hey Lewis, Amazon FC Ambassador Jeffrey here! PSA: if the handle does not begin with AmazonFC, they most likely are not real Amazon employees! Have a great day!

[Jeffrey - Amazon FC Ambassador 📦 (Parody) @AmazonFCJeffrey]

@psykeln @AmazonFCRafael @rulesObeyer Probably the fact that we cannot live up to everyone’s expectations, although we try to satisfy every customer!

[Jeffrey - Amazon FC Ambassador 📦 (Parody) @AmazonFCJeffrey]

@rulesObeyer Hey, it’s Jeffrey from the Bellevue Fulfillment Center, I assure you that Amazon delivery drones will only be used to deliver packages of satisfaction, not punishment!