Amber

Here you'll find me making fun of reality television or eating, or preferably, making fun of reality television while eating.

[Amber @AmbaPants]

@KNKWupdates P😒

[Amber @AmbaPants]

.@TheAcademy Remove Harvey Weinstein From The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences https://t.co/DsPTFlxeGf via @UKChange

[Amber @AmbaPants]

Karine's dad: Huh? Where are you sticking that finger? #90dayfiance #90dayfiancebeforethe90days

[Amber @AmbaPants]

Paul, you are not impressing her with your full body condom #90dayfiancebeforethe90days #90DayFiance

[RealitySteve @RealitySteve]

(SPOILER): I feel confident in reporting that sources are telling me Peter is the next Bachelor & it will be announced soon.

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

Bachelor Nick says OK a LOT, OK?… #TheBachelor @BachelorABC @ViallNicholas28

[Amber @AmbaPants]

No reason for them not to like you. It's not like you turned my phone off, demanded 10k/mo or threw a fit over a designer purse #90dayfiance

[Amber @AmbaPants]

I can't wait to see the #LoweRoast after The Roast of Ann Coulter...oh wait @ComedyCentral @AnnCoulter @RobLowe

[Ali Fedotowsky-Manno @AliFedotowsky]

After tonight's episode, I'm certain Luke is being set up to be #TheBachelor 🌹 I'll explain on https://t.co/QJrMv5WHiR #TheBachelorette

[🌵Christie @sadiebeany]

Jennifer Aniston wrote a scathing essay about how she's 'fed up' https://t.co/TMhPpN30US via @lifemotto

[Amber @AmbaPants]

Ben, we know you have your proposal written on your palm, but don't be so obvious #TheBachelor #thebachelorfinale #realitylove

[Amber @AmbaPants]

@brooksforester Jojo for president

[Amber @AmbaPants]

Jojo, no it's not normal to feel terrified on your engagement day #bachelorbubble #realitylove #TheBachelor #thebachelorfinale

[Amber @AmbaPants]

@JoelleFletcher for president #TheBachelor #TheBachelorette #thebachelorfinale

[Amber @AmbaPants]

How can Lauren ever get over Ben's love for Jojo? #realitylove #thebachelor #BachelorFinale

[Amber @AmbaPants]

Can't wait to see Jojo as the next bachelorette! Glad they passed on Caila and her bad acting #TheBachelor #spoilers #TheBachelorFinale

[Amber @AmbaPants]

Jojo, I know Ben is your best friend...but your best friend is about to dump you at the altar, and not see you for 4 months #TheBachelor

[Amber @AmbaPants]

Caila has mastered the art of crying without tears #thebachelor #realitytv #fake #badacting

[Amber @AmbaPants]

Ben's in love with 2 women so he's decided to join the fundamentalist Mormon church. Can't wait for the 3-way proposal. #thebachelor #love