nobel laureate nominee

that was all in jest im a jester

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@INDIEWASHERE this video? 😭

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like sorry im talking to u like i put u on a pip. maybe you shouldn’t have been a shitty person

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i cannot stand this girl so i talk to her like im the head of hr in very simple everyday normal interactions and it has to drive her crazy

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i love to giggle, chortle, and guffaw. quite literally can’t think of anything better

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what the fuck is a “think tank.” a tank full of thoughts? u just think all day? get a real Job

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life is beating my ass rn

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@DarthChetty 💜💜💜

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having male best friends is sooo …. Skkdjfdnnf

[timmygami eyes @deliclit]

what the fuck is salesforce

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me: practicing Irish step dancing at 2pm just for a fun silly time shant result in anything bad

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@Forever_Wario not only is he brave but he’s right

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connecting to my neighbor’s computer mouse to instill fear, belief in ghosts

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“just like lebron, if you will”

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manager just said “congrats on coming through with the clutch” im in teeeeeears

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i neeeeed to stop responding “what why that’s crazy” when people tell me they have kids

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@vintagefantasy_ @soaprunsfast

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i wand a typewriter

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@slayyyter boob