Amber Guffey

I am the copy desk chief at the Amarillo Globe-News. I previously worked at The Marshall News Messenger and Orlando Weekly.

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"That's because she's a f---ing moron from Moronville." #OHNewsroom @OHnewsroom

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"She looks less Jewish in color." @OHnewsroom #OHNewsroom

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"I mean, how many emails about bestiality can you have in your inbox?" #OHNewsroom @OHnewsroom #WishItWasNone

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"Just put a tiny dead person there." @OHnewsroom #OHNewsroom

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"I'm just measuring how big this person would be cut in half." @OHnewsroom #OHNewsroom

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Late-night newsroom debates: Which billionaires would win in a fight @OHnewsroom #OHNewsroom

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@raemccollum Can you tell me about your experience at the zoo? I'm with the Amarillo newspaper.

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The hardest part of writing headlines is resisting your base instincts. Like, when someone's last name is Rucker. @KaleSteed #PigskinPreview

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*Asks if anyone wrote brief* Reporters hide, @ra_stein answers. Me: Don't make eye contact with T-Rex; that's how you get caught #OHNewsroom

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"(Online message board website) is great. It's great for finding people whining." #OHNewsroom

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"Whatever the F*** the truth is ... that's the angle of the article." #LovelyLisa #OHNewsroom @OHnewsroom

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"You're a humanitarian for doing that page. You're going straight to heaven ... or wherever you go." #OHNewsroom @OHnewsroom

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"So you rubbed butts with Abraham Lincoln?" @donaldrwinslow #OHNewsroom @OHnewsroom

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**Mumbling reporter** "...Chasing down helicopters like I'm in Lethal Weapon or something!" #OHNewsroom @OHnewsroom

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"Maybe you can't type. Are you missing a finger?" #OHNewsroom @OHnewsroom

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How are you? "Sucking air like a dead dog on the side of the road. ... Tongue hanging out. ... Maggots." #OHNewsroom @OHnewsroom

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"I'm gonna be here all night anyway, unless someone really loves me ... and shoots me." #OHNewsroom @OHnewsroom

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"Be wary if I give you a cheeseburger." @OHnewsroom #GoodGuyGreg #OHCopyDesk

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"I was putting that off til the last second, so if I died I wouldn't have wasted any of my life on it." #Donald @OHnewsroom

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"They're just a bunch of nerd losers. Look at em!" @OHnewsroom #CiskoSays