Henrietta Heffenflopper

MA in history. Mom to 3 snack sized humans. feline servant 🐈🐈. Apparently a peasant.

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

Joe Manchin makes $500,000 a year from one of the dirtiest coal plants in West Virginia. That’s more than twice his salary as U.S. senator. How is this even legal?

[Henrietta Heffenflopper @AmberBader]

So glad the president will be able to avoid paying taxes and receive the best medical treatment possible whole Sally Mae beats down my door demanding payments.
#EatTheRich

[Henrietta Heffenflopper @AmberBader]

@sifedan_cyning Lol ... But... What an ego boost. Lol

[Henrietta Heffenflopper @AmberBader]

@marindaplease 1.) BA History. MA Public History with pieces of things in between including Medieval Studies for a year.
2.) Professional vacuumer, toy hostage negotiator, and my newest position:Forced homeschool teacher but I'm expecting my termination notice any day now because I'm bad at it

[Henrietta Heffenflopper @AmberBader]

@BryanBanksPhD It's been 84 years...

[Henrietta Heffenflopper @AmberBader]

@sifedan_cyning @Jess_Burley97 Ouch. Are y'all taking applications for new Xmas mums or??? 😂🤣

[Henrietta Heffenflopper @AmberBader]

@CailynConely Uhoh. Um ... Does this mean I need to stop wearing my Halloween costume through the drive through in July? Just kidding. I know you guys love that.
One more reason I need a sign that says #ImAwkwardPleaseHalp

[Henrietta Heffenflopper @AmberBader]

@sifedan_cyning #WhyAreTeethConsideredLuxuryBones

[Henrietta Heffenflopper @AmberBader]

@AKHeskin @sifedan_cyning

[Flint Dibble 🍖🏺 @FlintDibble]

You should def read this mini thread about ancient toilets for #WorldToiletDay

I swear that toilets reveal our cleverness as a species better than most else

[Henrietta Heffenflopper @AmberBader]

@apistone Do it, life's to short not to get all the tattoos. It would be great and as someone who worked with medieval manuscripts in a rarebook room and did a stint a medieval grad program I endorse your tattoo. Call it interdisciplinary 😁.

[Henrietta Heffenflopper @AmberBader]

@sifedan_cyning I've never had Chick-fil-A and also I'm one of those hippie dippy lame-o non-meat eaters so... Point is I also won't eat there because my friends are more important than nuggets.
#NeverNuggets
#PotatoesForever
#FreeMomHugs

[Henrietta Heffenflopper @AmberBader]

Legit retweeting to show my ten year old. She is going enjoy this video but I fear for the rocks in my garden come spring.

[Flint Dibble 🍖🏺 @FlintDibble]

Note to HBO's Game of Thrones: you don't forge obsidian blades, you knap them

[Flint Dibble 🍖🏺 @FlintDibble]

Elizabeth Warren is a Badass, with a capital B

[Henrietta Heffenflopper @AmberBader]

@apistone Good point, I'm used to being one in a million mom's so having an uncommon experience/perspective is uncommon for me. I definitely feel that more mom's in academia wouldn't hurt. I agree with your opinion on waiting for TT to have kids.

[Henrietta Heffenflopper @AmberBader]

This is illustrated strongly in the work place. Women are denied their own medical requirements, placed in unsafe positions, and told to suck it up or walk out. I had to finish a shift despite bleeding close to the end of my first trimester because I needed the insurance.

[Henrietta Heffenflopper @AmberBader]

I'm 35 and I still get it.
#ShhhhDontTellMyKidsTheyThinkIm105
#MySonToldMeHeKnowsIm55CauseOfAllTheBirthdaysCakesStuckInAllMyTummies
It's not just about pregnancy & being fired either. My employer refused to honor my medical restrictions & placed me W/violent clients.

[Flint Dibble 🍖🏺 @FlintDibble]

(Thread) How can archaeology and history contribute to our understanding of climate change and our current #climatecrisis?
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