Why don’t doctor offices use pagers like restaurants use? Just a gentle buzzing instead of a nurse screaming your name through a waiting room? #waitingatthedoctor
My 9 year old is complaining that she doesn’t have a cavity and can’t get a cap like her brother. Um, I’m sorry you have good dental hygiene. 🤷♀️ #dentist#cavity
Indiana Restaurant Economic Stimulus Beat COVID Contest, 40 winners, $500k certificates. Name your Indiana restaurant AND your favorite menu item on a retweet of this tweet, and must follow me. LET'S GOOOO!! #GoColts
Finished #ConcreteRose today and it had me feeling so much. And the narrator for the audiobook was one of the best I’ve ever heard! So much dang emotion!!
At the end of the date after refusing his coat and it being put on me anyway, my date went in for the kiss. I tried to move but got tongued on the lips and cheek instead. #WorstFirstDate
Listening to @BarackObama’s A Promised Land and finding I have even more respective for @MichelleObama. Didn’t know that was possible after reading Becoming but dang, she’s one real, awesome lady.
Why isn’t everyone watching #TheQueensGambit? Seriously it is so entertaining and just outstanding. Do yourself a favor and watch it. You won’t want to stop!