AmberisMadd

Brutally Honest. Aware Procrastinator. Semi-Sweet Depending on the Day. Bad Driver. Easily Excitable. Accident Prone. I am just here for the #hashtaggames

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Or #alcoholism? 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Have you ever woke up and poured yourself a cup of wine instead of coffee? #adulting #happyfriday #TGIF

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You make me feel itchy #MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words

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Never seen one of those #MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words

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My Step-mom is gonna join... #MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words

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can my imaginary friend join? #MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words

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For Bryceville fire 🔥 victims @ActionNewsJax @wjxt4 @FCN2go

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What if we all just #WriteInBernie?

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Guy: "You have a phenomenal smile." 😉
Me: "Thanks! It's my dad's!" 😬

#IAmBadAtFlirting

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President Trump #My2WordNightmare

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Would you like some pizza? #My5WordRomanceNovel

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#FridayFeeling

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#YouGotThis #HappyThursday

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My sister would spends hours typing her name & social repeatedly on a keyboard "for practice". We didn't own a computer. #MySiblingIsWeird

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Milk in your Ramen?! #MySiblingIsWeird #JustKidding #SheIsCopyingMe

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#DonaldHitler is unfortunately already a(n awful) trend :( #MakingAmericaHateAgain https://t.co/R9uFfFNwei

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Next Hitler #TwoWordTrump

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@ComedyCentral and holy fuck, it's a #CanadianTuxedo!

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@ComedyCentral Yes.. very interesting... but I cannot stop focusing on that slightly askew, hipster scarf, @danieltosh...

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#Fuck