Amber Rice

I'm from Oklahoma which means im Oklahoma born and bred. I enjoy my family. My kids mean everything to me. Got any questions just ask.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: Hurry up.

3-year-old: *slows down*

Me: We're late.

3: *comes to a compete stop*

Me: I'm begging you.

3: *moves backward*

[Amber Rice @AmberKathlene]

I'm raising money for Need help with financing my divorce. Click to Donate: https://t.co/AXN5GReK0k via @gofundme

[Amber Rice @AmberKathlene]

3: Look Aunt Lissa a water cow!

Alissa: What the hell is a water cow?

3: That! (He points at a duck)

Alissa: Thats a duck. (Points at a cow) that’s a cow.

3: No lissa that’s a hamburger!

[Amber Rice @AmberKathlene]

@XplodingUnicorn These always make my days so much better!

[Aaron Goodwin @AaronGoodwin]

Be u. No b a better u. Who cares what people think. It's awesome 2 just b u. Later in life u will thank yourself 😎

[Amber Rice @AmberKathlene]

@KateySagal Watching #pitchperfect2 I love this movie it’s a favorite! You have an amazing voice!

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

I got a papercut from a pizza box and I have never felt more betrayed in my life.

[Amber Rice @AmberKathlene]

@KOCOdamonlane No don’t say Snow.....I’m not winter aware yet I’m still on fall time...🤷‍♀️ #okwx #saynotosnow #DaylightSavingsTime

[Amber Rice @AmberKathlene]

@crazymommy2031 Would you stop ruining it for me

[Amber Rice @AmberKathlene]

@crazymommy2031 😑

[Amber Rice @AmberKathlene]

@crazymommy2031 Thanks we had a quiet one and went to work. How was yours?

[Oklahoma City Police @OKCPD]

**SCAM ALERT** See the attached warning against an ongoing scam in the metro area!

[Amber Rice @AmberKathlene]

@OKCFOX All the more reasons to not use it. If she only supports 4%. Then it’s not good enough!

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

5-year-old: You killed my pumpkin!

Me: Carved. I carved your pumpkin.

5: You carved it to death.

[Amber Rice @AmberKathlene]

@crazymommy2031 @LeoDiCaprio I love it!

[Amber Rice @AmberKathlene]

@crazymommy2031 Hey

[Amber Rice @AmberKathlene]

@crazymommy2031 @LeoDiCaprio @crazymommy2031 I know I died

[Amber Rice @AmberKathlene]

@RomanReigns192 Hey just letting you know I’m still alive....😂!

[Amber Rice @AmberKathlene]

#NewProfilePic

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

[Nerf fight]

7-year-old: Dad! She shot me in the face!

5-year-old: Her face blocked my dart!