Amber

Mom to an adorable human. Designer. Cyclist. DSM is home.

[Amber @AmberLyn3]

My alma mater is a private school that fundraises through an annual “gala”. This is one of the action items. Yes, it is real. And yes, it has the name of the school on it. And yes, it’s says #ingodwetrust. #SchoolShooterPackage

[Your Natural Learner | Leah McDermott, M.Ed @therealleahmcd]

Your child doesn’t owe you anything.

Not good grades.
Not good moods.
Not nights without waking up.
Not eating every bite.
Not loving every activity.
Not “yes.”

Your child doesn’t owe you anything just because you’re an adult.

Sit with this for as long as you need.

[Amber @AmberLyn3]

Thanks? #UPS

[Amber @AmberLyn3]

@BarstoolUIowa Absolutely.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

@SenJoniErnst @RandPaul "I can't miss a chance to make a hateful, ignorant, divisive comment even while I'm choking to death!" -Joni Ernst

[Amber @AmberLyn3]

@amazon @awscloud I was told if my shipment didn’t come yesterday that I could cancel it. Today I tried canceling & it won’t let me. Now it’s miraculously shipping. How convenient!

Now I have to go through the trouble of returning an item that’s late four days and counting?

[Amber @AmberLyn3]

What’s happening? This! This is what’s happening. Taken on June 10th at 5:20pm. Northwest side of #DesMoines #UFO #ufosighting #whatthehellisthis

[Amber @AmberLyn3]

Repeat after me: Not calling your significant other out when they say shitty things is: #patricharchy.

[Amber @AmberLyn3]

Hey @UHC! “Tamoxifen can have side effects, including hot flashes, fatigue, & an increased risk of blood clots & endometrial cancer.” - National
Cancer Institute

I have the opportunity to see whether I benefit from staying on it. Out-of-pocket is $2600. #UnitedHealthCare 😐

[David Eickholt @DavidEickholt]

Kim Mulkey is literally standing on the court--10 feet away from Iowa's guards.

This is an absolute abomination of officiating for both teams.

These are the best the NCAA has to offer?

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

It’s time we start a conversation about the refs today.

[B Hoffman @bhoffa24]

@sabreenajm

[Amber @AmberLyn3]

I’m at the age where I can’t wear a hair scrunchie to bed because it will make me turn my head a certain way & I’ll wake up with a neck ache. 😅

[yrpalal.bsky.social @amissal]

Kum & Go isn't committing to their normal charitable giving to Des Moines non-profits this year. Ten bucks if you can guess where this money is going. 🙃

[Amber @AmberLyn3]

It’s exhausting when you give 110% but feel like you fail 95% of the time.

[Amber @AmberLyn3]

@JoJoFromJerz Why is no one mentioning Game of Thrones?!

[Amber @AmberLyn3]

My husband just asked our baby if he’s going shopping with Melinda and Greg.

Me: Do you mean Melissa and Doug? 😂

[Amber @AmberLyn3]

*entire mall. Not store. 🤪

[Amber @AmberLyn3]

Driving by Valley West Mall and I comment on how empty it looks…there’s so many vacant stores. Then I say “oh look, Younkers is now a Spirit Halloween. Without missing a beat Danny says, “Are you sure that the entire store isn’t a Spirit Halloween? 🎃👻😂

[Amber @AmberLyn3]

As someone who didn’t want to have kids in her 20’ and 30’s I’ve really turned a corner. Teething, naps, crawling - yep! Want to talk about baby poop colors? I’M ALL IN.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

HOLY SHIT, my man Rep. Hakeem Jeffries actually schooled these fools alphabetically!👏👏👏