Amber Machosky

[Beetlejuice on Broadway @BeetlejuiceBway]

A message from the other side! But what does it mean...?

[Amber Machosky @AmberMachosky]

Hey @turbotax @TeamTurboTax, how about a statement on how you guys screwed this up for everyone and your plans on not having to file bankruptcy this year? @HRBlock I’ll see you next month for my taxes. #turbotax #wheresmystimulus #wheresmymoney #paymyrent #runmemymoney

[Amber Machosky @AmberMachosky]

@turbotax These generic responses are laughable. We need the money NOW. Not weeks from now. You guys need to figure out how to get the money to us ASAP like HR Block. Take note on their customer service and how they took charge and at least did something to help.

[Amber Machosky @AmberMachosky]

I’m not saying college wasn’t worth it but I sure spent a lot of money to learn that there’s a blend tool in Adobe Illustrator. #designschool #graphicdesigner #graphicdesign #college #canigetarefund

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

if you think that i'm going to MAKE A PHONE CALL after a long day of accomplishing the BARE MINIMUM you are out of your damn mind

[Amber Machosky @AmberMachosky]

It’s been like 3 years since I’ve used twitter and I still remembered the password. #probablyneedtoupdatepasswordsmore

[Amber Machosky @AmberMachosky]

"There was a time when you let me know what's really going on below but now you never show that to me, do you?"

[Amber Machosky @AmberMachosky]

Swear I'm like two Taco Bell orders away from everyone knowing me. 🌮❤️😂 #TacoTuesday #moreliketacosallthetime

[Amber Machosky @AmberMachosky]

Would much rather not have friends than feel this undervalued.

[John Kucko @john_kucko]

You know I like trains, right? @MariahCarey just now! #NewYearsEve

[paul rudd @philsadelphia]

mariah carey's performance just sums up the entirety of 2016

[Cabot Phillips @cabot_phillips]

With 15 minutes remaining, 2016 claimed its final victim: Mariah Carey's career

[Zach Davis @ForTweetsNSuch]

If all the celebrity deaths this year, the live execution of @MariahCarey 's career is probably the saddest.

[Amber Machosky @AmberMachosky]

Cal's wifi screws you coming and going. #usingallmydata #thanksobama

[Amber Machosky @AmberMachosky]

I really can't stand when people try forcing me to have a good time. That's only going to do the opposite.

[Amber Machosky @AmberMachosky]

I miss the days of studying for a test and not having papers and three hour labs.