Amber Thompson

[Ron @Roncibra]

Stephen King. Calling @elonmusk the First Lady is the funniest fucking thing I heard all day

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

This woman is spot-on. 🎯🎯🎯👇

[Tim Wise @timjacobwise]

If your defense against a rape charge is “she’s not my type,” you are definitely a rapist

[🌻 @bedennaznun]

You know who isn't an illegal immigrant? Colt Gray. No school shooters have been illegal immigrants. We have an epidemic of homegrown abusive white boys.

[Kim Chi @KimChi_Chic]

I know a stunt queen when I see one

[weest @weest]

This is the kind of shit Vought pulls to make Homelander popular again

[Amber Thompson @AmberMakay]

@paulsanford15 Working….

[Blake Anderson @UncleBlazer]

Storming the Capital Building was like a million times easier than the Area 51 raid WTF

[bæ J @ajabdullah_]

instagram tomorrow

[Deuce @suave_young50]

MY WIFE WAS UP ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT MAKING 30 BAGS FOR YOU UNGRATEFUL SONS A BITCHES AND ALL I HEAR IS CRITICIZE CRITICIZE CRITICIZE

[Berry Athletics @BerryVikings]

Who y'all got? 🤔

#WeAllRow

[Dlew @Dlew6_]

college professors should be put in jail for what they doing rn

[Amber Thompson @AmberMakay]

Remmeber when teachers used to say the bell don’t dismiss us, jokes on them the government dismiss us now hahahahah

[Amber Thompson @AmberMakay]

You know you don’t have friends when no one nominates you for Instagram/Snapchat challenges oof

[Amber Thompson @AmberMakay]

@vrbo I want my money back for the trip I had to cancel forreal I ain’t playing games no more and you trynna get rid of me is like cutting running water with scissors ✂️ I’m as cold as penguin toes, u got a big storm comin buddy boy

[Amber Thompson @AmberMakay]

@realDonaldTrump can you tell vrbo to give me my money back since I had to cancel my trip they kinda being dingus about it