Amber Margies

I am very inconsistent with this Twitter fad.

[Amber Margies @AmberMargies]

@Jon_Favreau Can you PLEASE make a series like Chef? You are our only hope for a real look at what millions of Americans do and go through every day. Begging you!! @hulu @netflix @PrimeVideo @disneyplus @bitchywaiter #restaurantlife #cheflife #serviceindustry

[Amber Margies @AmberMargies]

Talking about what we need for the Real ID and hub’s upcoming trip. “We’ll go 6/14: Flag Day and a Full Moon. When Captain America turns into a Werewolf. Very rare.” @ChrisEvans instead of suiting up, can you lock up? Just in case.

[Amber Margies @AmberMargies]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/mGdPpU2RCP

[Amber Margies @AmberMargies]

@HilarieBurton I read your book last night and couldn’t put it down! I want to hug you so hard. Thank you for sharing your love letter with us. It was beautiful. You are a badass and an inspiration. ❤️❤️

[Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo]

Help get this trending. #certifythevote Please RT

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

Words have consequences, especially the words of a president and his allies. Today those consequences include violent rioters attacking our Capitol to overthrow the American democratic process. This must end, and democracy must prevail.

[Amber Margies @AmberMargies]

@jaarthur_sr @HelixSleep Yikes. Good to know. I’m at my wits end over this BS. I just want to cancel, but responses are at their whim.

[Amber Margies @AmberMargies]

@HelixSleep been waiting for over a month for my order. Your customer service is ridiculous. Wish I had gone to a store and been sleeping comfortably by now. Can’t even cancel because no one responds timely.

[Amber Margies @AmberMargies]

@HelixSleep 7 weeks without my order is absurd. I have no choice but to be patient because there is no other avenue to contact you and cancel this order. 🙄

[Amber Margies @AmberMargies]

THANK YOU to everyone who has continued to support us and been so patient as we all navigate new ways of life. Contact Free Delivery and Curbside Pickup available all day every day.… https://t.co/qRfcth3RJD

[Whitney Cummings @WhitneyCummings]

It’s like it picked the celebrity we cared the most about to make a point

[Amber Margies @AmberMargies]

Can someone really explain why you don’t vaccinate your kids in 2019? Measles was all but eradicated, but here we are passing bills to make sure parents stop listening to B listers and start listening to their pediatricians.

[Amber Margies @AmberMargies]

@AOC Think I found how to get easily accessible BC for all women. Use their fear and bigotry against them! This is the Vice Chair of Brevard Co Commission in FL.

[Amber Margies @AmberMargies]

This.

[Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell]

sperm has DNA.
DNA is when life begins.
every sperm is a potential human being.
so, no more masturbating, gentlemen, unless you want to be convicted of a felony.
carrying a cellphone in your pocket damages your sperm, so no cellphones either.
skirts only for men, to protect sperm

[Amber Margies @AmberMargies]

Tiberius was just pawing at the paper and I said, “What are you doing? You can’t read.” He stared at me oddly and I couldn’t stop myself, “Can you?” New low as a cat mom or new high as a cat? #inquiringminds #tiberiustheterrible #canhereadthough

[Amber Margies @AmberMargies]

@jimmyfallon When I was a kid, I always messed up Guns&Roses Paradise City saying, “Where the girls are green and the grass is pretty” Maybe Bc it was the summer my hair turned green at the Y summer camp? 🤷🏻‍♀️ #MisheardLyrics

[Amber Margies @AmberMargies]

Eff the Patriots, but happy about my $150 SB Pool win! Years of playing and I’ve never won a dime. Won 1st, 3rd, and final tonight in our work pool. #SuperBowlSunday #winnerwinnerchickendinner

[Amber Margies @AmberMargies]

Just got home from a @CarnivalCruise and hoping @michaelbuble gets serious royalties Bc he was on a constant loop in the dining room.

[Amber Margies @AmberMargies]

@Ben_Alwi1 Noooooooo