Amber McIntosh

Wife. Mama. Boss. Lover of my babies, music, books, science, fur babies, plants, knitting, legos, coffee and podcasts. Certified dirt worshipper.

[Amber McIntosh @AmberMcIntosh07]

Oldest Daughter: Why do all the Bible
school vans look like the vans that
kidnap people?
Me: Good point. 😂

#creepy #banthevan @truecrimegarage

[Amber McIntosh @AmberMcIntosh07]

Happy Valentine’s Day weekend! Thank you @PetCentralKy for having crickets in stock! Marshmallow was very happy to eat them! #valentinesday2021 #ValentinesDay #gecko #reptiles

[Amber McIntosh @AmberMcIntosh07]

This is the current set of babies I have tucked in the soil this afternoon! African Violets are great for indoor houseplants and provide beautiful color! #plantlover

[Amber McIntosh @AmberMcIntosh07]

@Et13Papa @wxornotBG Awesome!

[Amber McIntosh @AmberMcIntosh07]

Kentucky moon. #morgantown @wxornotBG

[Amber McIntosh @AmberMcIntosh07]

Oxalis closed in the evening.

[Amber McIntosh @AmberMcIntosh07]

This is a pic of my Oxalis triangularis aka Purple Shamrocks. These are super cool because all 3 leaves will close up in the evening and reopen during the day. Sometimes throughout the year it will bloom small flowers.@Botanical_ @finegardening

[Amber McIntosh @AmberMcIntosh07]

These have grown outside in an old coal bucket on ⁦@mcintosh160⁩ Mamaw’s porch for over 37 years. These are such a hardy, beautiful plant. #succulents #Kentucky ⁦@Cheekwood⁩ ⁦⁦@Botanical_⁩ ⁦@finegardening⁩

[Amber McIntosh @AmberMcIntosh07]

“That damned old Pelosi. She is the meanest heifer that ever lived. Just pure evil. “
Mamaw Nellie on politics today.
@POTUS #Republican #Kentucky

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

I find it bizarre that our government is much more proactive about shutting down small businesses and boarding them up than they are about preventing them from being looted and burned to the ground.

Our tax dollars at work. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Amber McIntosh @AmberMcIntosh07]

Word

[d o double g @duchessofsnark4]

Because nothing scares idiots more than a smart girl. 🖤

[Amber McIntosh @AmberMcIntosh07]

Working from home and now I have a personal assistant...meet Gracie our rescue kitty we bottle fed. ⁦@catsofinstagram⁩ #workfromanywhere

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

Always inspect your fresh Christmas tree for Murder Hornets before carrying it over the threshold of your home!

[Amber McIntosh @AmberMcIntosh07]

@GregHillard Congrats!!!!

[Amber McIntosh @AmberMcIntosh07]

Travis is snoring, Atlie’s kicking, & I’m 99% sure there are squirrels procreating in my attic. Now I’m on Amazon & Google looking for ways to eradicate squirrels. #insomnia #insomniac

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

What if people who are scared of Covid stay home and people who aren’t keep going as usual?

You know.

Like freedom.

[Amber McIntosh @AmberMcIntosh07]

My feelings on 2020.

@RedDirt_Roots

Check out "I Hope I'm Stoned (When Jesus Takes Me Home) [feat. Old Crow Medicine Show]" by Charlie Worsham on Amazon Music. https://t.co/EdvqAm7Pb3

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

Twitter is flagging my question: Your government sent 1.1 million dead people stimulus checks. Wonder how many of these folks also voted absentee?

So, now it is unacceptable to pose questions?

Follow me on @parler_app and prepare for the day twitter silences debate.

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

Joe Biden has now racked up more votes than any presidential candidate in United States history.

Yes. IN HISTORY.

The man who couldn’t form so much as a coherent sentence when addressing his supporters, nor pack a high school gymnasium while on the campaign trail. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Amber McIntosh @AmberMcIntosh07]

@MNPDNashville Thank God he had his mask on😂