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life sucks and then you die

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Good morning and Happy Thursday to everyone who LOVES the way the South Park guys absolutely cooked trump in their test season premiere, he is going to HATE the accurate size depiction of his tiny member.

Be a shame if everyone retweeted this.

[amber @AmberPeacock]

@realDonaldTrump You deported a child undergoing cancer treatment. What gang were they a member of again? You're a laughing stock and your cult members are just as deplorable as you are.

[amber @AmberPeacock]

@realDonaldTrump You're so fucking delusional, it's sad at this point. Dementia Don needs to take a seat.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Donald Trump made insulin go from 35$ to 600$. Are we great yet?

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

When I started talking about Oligarchy, many people didn't understand what I meant.

Well, that's changed.

When the 3 wealthiest men in America sit behind Trump at his inauguration, everyone understands that the billionaire class now controls our government.

We must fight back.

[Mike from PA @Mike_from_PA]

Bernie Sanders is the only person in there that actually gives a crap if you live or die.

[Taylor Nation @taylornation13]

Did anyone check the cleaning cart? #VMAs

[Marie Cervantes @9woodMac]

Tom Schwartz cheated on Katie multiple times, made out with women who aren't his wife, and emotionally abused her.

Also Tom Schwartz: "I wasn't a sh*tty husband!" #vanderpumprules #PumpRules

[R. @midnightstrack2]

“He said if the sex was half as good as the conversations then we’d be pushing strollers” #TSTTPD

[amber @AmberPeacock]

@NICKIMINAJ Imagine thinking you popped off calling someone Bigfoot & making fun of her height but you're married to a literal r*pist 🥴🥴🥴

[amber @AmberPeacock]

@KenPaxtonTX what medical qualifications do you have to block a woman carrying an unviable pregnancy from getting not only a life saving abortion, but also saving her future of having kids? Just wondering since you want to play with women’s reproductive health.

[Justin Timberlake @jtimberlake]

So five guys walk into an elevator…

[Justin Timberlake @jtimberlake]

🫶🏻

[amber @AmberPeacock]

@KxllingSzn

[Lance @L65612699]

@nickoxcalderon

[amber @AmberPeacock]

When your husband gets you into @knockedloose and now you’re crowd killing while folding laundry listening to Billy no mates. @KxllingSzn thanks for the killer music taste 😂

[amber @AmberPeacock]

y’all ever wanna see a show so bad but you can’t afford it so every tiktok you see of the band makes you sob uncontrollably? No? Just me? Sorry @bmthofficial @knockedloose I’m a broke bitch 🥲😭🥹

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Elon Musk told the United Nations he would give them $6 billion to end world hunger if they showed him a detailed plan of how they would use the money. They called his bluff and gave him their plan— and then they never got the money. Now he’s buying Twitter for $45 billion.

[amber @AmberPeacock]

I cannot wait to get out of the healthcare industry 😒