amber porter

Owner of New Order Swim // Co-host of 2 Girls, No Filter

[amber porter @AmberPorter18]

Me in Buffalo: Its too cold

Me anywhere else: Buffalo is the best city. We have better food than you & don’t try to eat chicken wings anywhere, but here. My first words were “Go Bills”. We’re a drinking town with a sports problem. I bleed Lake Erie water & bathe in Labatt Blue.

[amber porter @AmberPorter18]

I keep forgetting about Twitter 😅

[amber porter @AmberPorter18]

@joe_keery @tacobell I wish I was those nacho fries 🫢

[amber porter @AmberPorter18]

@GroovyBruce Send me the script, I’ll replace Amber 🙃

[amber porter @AmberPorter18]

Yooo

[amber porter @AmberPorter18]

@FTX_Official Thank you 🤪😮‍💨

[amber porter @AmberPorter18]

@FTX_Official Let’s gooo 😉💸💃🏻

[FTX @FTX_Official]

our GIFt to the internet

https://t.co/10ltTpwLcP

[amber porter @AmberPorter18]

Don’t even use Twitter anymore, but here I am laughing at all my old tweets 😂

[milk @milkinhisbag]

the CDC just said uglies gotta keep their masks on

[🎣 Bass Master 🔊 @TheRealMrTrees]

Remember getting hyped over paychecks at your first part time job and they were like $126

[Joanna @iamjojo]

“you gotta be fucking kidding me.”
- all 2020

[storm @apriilstorm]

Unstable men feed their ego with attention from multiple girls, I said what I said.

[amber porter @AmberPorter18]

Somebody put 2020 in rice pls

[amber porter @AmberPorter18]

@aliciakeys @Verizon @NewOrderSwim

[amber porter @AmberPorter18]

My 10 year old nephew just called me a Boomer... I’m officially offended 😂

[amber porter @AmberPorter18]

If you grew up with a germaphobic Mom, then you’ve been preparing for this shit for 25 years

[amber porter @AmberPorter18]

Does anyone else not know what day it is in January? Like it just feels like we’ve been in this month for 50 days

[amber porter @AmberPorter18]

Mom: I want my hair to get thicker
Me: take biotin
Mom: 😱 Amber, I don’t take drugs!!
Me: