AF.

Books and metal.

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Fuck it all, fuck this world, fuck everything that you stand for.
#Slipknot

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@gw27 My sister and I will be attending your show this Friday. We would love to hear you play When I Think About Cheating. Our uncle used to play the song on guitar and it was a fond memory for us since he later developed an addiction he was never able to come back from.

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@joniwasadiver Try some other Riley Sager or Grady Hendrix.

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2 things I've discovered you should splurge on as an adult:
-a nice shower head
- a mattress topper (for when you can't quite afford a whole new bed)

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https://t.co/pCcd2DVuUM

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@drw0220 I can see it. You have the same face shape in the first picture on the second row.

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@joniwasadiver Thanks! I've been on the hunt for someone lol

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@joniwasadiver Where'd you go to get it?

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I fucking swear nothing is more annoying.

[REID POPE DUMB IDIOT @rpopetweets]

we can put a man on the moon but my “file is too big to send” …..

[AF. @AmberReneex]

People wonder why plants aren't for me. Here's why:

I laid down in bed to go to sleep. One of the cats yelled at me until I got back up and.fed them because I forgot. You know what a plant would do? Die.

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One of the guys that does the voice of Winnie the Pooh is also the voice of Kaa in The Jungle Book. Kaa is much less creepy now that I have this information.

I wondered why I was hearing Winnie the Pooh.

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Not me passively aggressively liking everyone comment on Facebook except my mother's.

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Starting an email off with "As I stated in my initial email" brings me chaotic joy.

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My favorite extreme sports are:
1. Retaking my side of the bed when my husband goes to sleep before me.
2. Poor sleeping habits combined with caffeine intolerance.

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@MrsImmortaI Welcome to adulthood 🤣

Just never tell people you don't want kids unless you want to argue that too.

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Whoever let me believe looking for a house would be a fun experience was horribly wrong.

Picture it: you find a house you like and schedule to see it. BAM. Sold hours later.

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Useless Game of Thrones characters:
Robert Baratheon

He was the king for like a minute and made no real contributions.

[Game of Thrones @GameOfThrones]

Winter is coming.

[AF. @AmberReneex]

Rewatching Game of Thrones and I forgot that Joffrey is the most annoying character known to television history.

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@laurencunagin So neck and arm warmers? Is it even a "top" at this point?