Amber Coates

stop fighting and KISS

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

y’all say communication is key but what about comprehension???? DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND WHERE DF IM COMING FROM???

[nyx @aaronrrey]

i lost my job chapstick n now my car chapstick is in my work bag n my room chapstick is in my car n everything is just a fucking mess

[Amber Coates @AmberStanek86]

I never thought you’d be the reason I learned to hate myself

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

RIP…

[Amber Coates @AmberStanek86]

The Lions game is to chaotic. I need medication. #Lions

[Amber Coates @AmberStanek86]

Now that the temp drops below 70 at night, it’s officially fall. Happy Halloween and Thanksgiving everyone!

[Amber Coates @AmberStanek86]

If I see one more “Amazon Must Haves” list I STG…

[Amber Coates @AmberStanek86]

Jk. I’m fully in my healing girl era. I’ve had enough. Leave me alone 😂

[Amber Coates @AmberStanek86]

I stg once my face goes back to normal after having my wisdom teeth removed, it’s over for you hoes. Single Amber is baaackkkkk 🫶🏼😋😂

[Amber Coates @AmberStanek86]

I’m the only bitch that would come to Florida and not bring a single pair of shorts or sun glasses 😅🙃

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"did u have a nice, restful weekend?"

me:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

i just come on twitter to talk to myself if you read it that’s on you

[Jenni @hashjenni]

would have started saving money in kindergarten if i knew life was like this

[Amber Coates @AmberStanek86]

One thing about me is that I will be absolutely unhinged when it comes to the apple juice at a hotel continental breakfast

[Amber Coates @AmberStanek86]

YO DETROIT WHAT THE FUCK

[Jenni @hashjenni]

THEY APOLOGIZE WHEN YOU FIND OUT.. BUT THEY AINT SORRY WHEN YOU DONT KNOW

[Amber Coates @AmberStanek86]

I’ve had a pounding headache all day. Then I just remembered I haven’t had my once-a-day Diet Coke & it all makes sense now.