AmberTheCorgi

Literal bitch. My real, private thoughts while you I'm cute and harmless.

Short of leg, long on charm. And I know you're staring at my bum. Pronouns: feed/me

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Former Trump Press Secretary Stephanie Grisham at the DNC: "Behind closed doors, he mocks his supporters."

[ALTbatR0SE @jaymazingwalk]

Karmina Constantino - why is he fearful, why is he not fearless if he believes in himself that he is the self-appointed Son of God?

Iba ka, Karmina! Lab na lab kita, ghourl

Tubiiiiig, pakibuhos may tustado kahit nagtatago

[Pakla Park @PakSooyoung_]

Risa Hontiveros – very demure, very mindful

Sara Duterte – very demonic, very delusional

Grace Poe – very selective, very indecisive

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

And there it is.

[Karen Davila @iamkarendavila]

To our lawmakers,

Stop victim blaming.

Treat victims with compassion and sensitivity. Reliving a traumatic experience is horrific, more so in a public hearing.

Stop barraging, asking “why did it take you 5 years? You should’ve filed a complaint immediately”. Victims are scared. They feel ashamed.

And this kind of public shaming will not help victims to come out.

Let me remind our senators, you serve the people. You are not gods. Do not act like it.

[习近平肏你妈! @DettWangle]

May nakita akong DDS post na dapat ginalang daw ni Risa si Sara (EVEN THOUGH SHE DID) since siya yun second most powerful person in the country.

UTOT! Ginalang niyo ba yun yun VP noong 2016-2022?!?! Mga Gagu!!!🙄🖕🤡

[iMPACT Leadership @iMPACTPH2019]

A TALE OF TWO VICE PRESIDENTS

The Office of the Vice President (OVP) has proposed an allocation of P10 million in its 2025 budget for the distribution of "Isang Kaibigan", a book authored by Vice President Sara Duterte. #BantayBudget2025

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

I cannot believe this moment happened…

[Claudiopoi @claudiopoy]

I think the worst part is not that SWOH misappropriated taxpayers money, but her thinking there’s nothing wrong with using public money for personal gain.

A politician with this perverted morality should not be in public service nor entrusted with taxpayers money.

[@[email protected] @unlawyer]

If you ask me, the proposed publication by the government of the VP's children's book raises novel questions about the copyright status of such a work.

[Ate Czarot, a different Filipino @smurfette017]

Gago pala kayo e. Hihirit ng booster doses pero hindi naman mag-oorder for the general population.

[Alt Tantay 🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸🇺🇦 @rupertnotholmes]

Also, how to start scrutinizing whether your taxes went where its supposed to go (at least for infra projects): check DPWH budget for “local infrastructure program” or “various infrastructure including local projects.” Check if the are projects under your city/town…

[j @goodboyjpg]

Someone said the Filipino version of Barbenheimer is Gombadette 😭😭😭

[Austine @theereal_one]

Being an adult can also be about catching up on things you missed out as a child. Buy that plushie, eat that ice cream everyday, watch that cartoon, hell start jokingly believing in Santa again, who’s gonna stop you??

[definitely cam @camwasnthere]

Mary not even 10cm dilated yet girl RELAX

[AmberTheCorgi @AmberTheCorgi]

And a 7 year old little girl cried when she saw @AmberTheCorgi during her walk today, because she didn't want to let her go yet. She was hugging dog dog hard but her adult companion said they needed to leave.

Also, it's now 5:45 PM on our corgi clock. #dogs #dogsoftwitter #Corgi

[AmberTheCorgi @AmberTheCorgi]

So if you baked 8 scones, and I get 4, and you four hoomans get one apiece, that's what we call a fair distribution, yes?

Hand them over.

[AmberTheCorgi @AmberTheCorgi]

@nuelleduterte @mrsunlawyer @kolsenertito @lakwatsarah @SungEmpress @unlawyer I got her in mah dreams, Hooman.

[AmberTheCorgi @AmberTheCorgi]

@lakwatsarah @mrsunlawyer @kolsenertito @SungEmpress @unlawyer Time for mah siesta.

[AmberTheCorgi @AmberTheCorgi]

@nuelleduterte @mrsunlawyer @kolsenertito @lakwatsarah @SungEmpress @unlawyer Busy napping.