Amber

a nerdy mom that loves rocks

[WisDOT Northwest Region @WisDOTnorthwest]

The new US 53/63 interchange in Trego is set to open to traffic this afternoon. Once it opens, US 53 will remain in a single lane in each direction, and new US 63 will operate with temporary traffic signals near the National Park Service Visitor Center for about four weeks.

[Amber @Amberger_Helper]

@MisterBever Pretty soon he'll be helping you with the NYT crossword puzzles too ❤️

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

prisoner 1: what are you in for?

prisoner 2: murder

prisoner 3: arson

hamburglar: alright well it feels stupid now

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

Congratulations to Paul Rudd on being named People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive of 2021.

[Netflix @netflix]

And now, a message from Dr. Seuss' The Lorax

[Alan McWhan @Alan_McWhan]

“#DoctorWho has gone woke!”

What, the Doctor Who whose very first story literally said “we’re all stronger if we work together”?

The Doctor Who whose second story literally said “pacifism is a wonderful ideal… but you’ve gotta keep punching Nazis to get there”?

(1/7)

[Amber @Amberger_Helper]

@HereForTheTea2 I honestly don't think there's a sentence long enough for what he did but 22.5 years is not even close.

[Amber @Amberger_Helper]

@PaigeChristieUK Organic cabbage leaves. It sounds weird I know but at the 2 week mark I cringed every time my youngest wanted to latch. The cabbage leaves were an instant relief.

[Los Angeles Times @latimes]

Angel Zapata Hernandez died on Oct. 15, 2019, in San Diego while handcuffed and restrained at the hands of two Metropolitan Transit Service security workers, one of whom knelt on his neck for 6 minutes and 6 seconds.

https://t.co/pDkNYJ4Zps

[Amber @Amberger_Helper]

@trousersrolled @gentlemanTBD @morninggloria It's the same car every year and it's stripped of all hazardous waste 😁

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Sugar and Ellie. Sugar was a WWE superstar in a past life, and Ellie has learned to just accept this. 13/10 for both

[Amber @Amberger_Helper]

Finally

[John Cena @SohnCena]

Question for my fellow parents: what the fuck?

[Amber @Amberger_Helper]

@elizabethashba @jthrasher Interesting! I didn't know that.

[Amber @Amberger_Helper]

@georgiamariexo Not according to the US, and our numbers are scary high - so do the opposite of what we do.

[Amber @Amberger_Helper]

@TimmysWell Governor Ratcliffe from Pocahontas too.