Ambien Jesus

I sleep walk on water.

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#Ambien pancakes in the morning gets you feeling like me, after the last supper.

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Body of Christ. Ambien.

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@iamjesushchrist do you sleep at night?

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@FS Detroit Girls What male intern is tweeting today? This is why we need more Ambien. So we don't think this way, and look at the avatar.

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Have you slept, lately @MGMgrandDETROIT

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VOTE YES on #5. Replacing salt shakers with bits of Ambien.

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@bigclam69 Just remember one thing: the law of averages is inevitably insecure.

[1981 @9teen81]

Brad Pitt's hair looks so fucking stupid. #Christ

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Money Ball? Or Ambien Night? Who would really win if competed against?

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@fireupchips Parker once told me: Jacob is a shadow in the play land for the blind. Sterling:613

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Is life really worth living for? Remember my advice: Time is the only pain you can really believe. Wasting it away without an Ambien dream.

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AMBIEN!

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#ThingsThatICantStand Standing when I take ambien.

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Sleep my people; bask in its glory; for when you awake, your dreams are what make tomorrow a better day than yesterday.

[Ambien Jesus @AmbienJesus]

Happy MILK Day. That's what I always need when I take my ambien. With lamb butter. Christ.

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Dreams are becoming all too real. If you are lucky enough to remember them, apply them to your cometh day.

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Tylenol PM is the adult diaper of sleep aids.

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@EmilyParkerXXX @RabidMagazine Titties and Ambien are worth sleeping for. Know that.

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I'm so sorry for my absence. The @Devil thought it was funny to replace my ambien with shaved tic-tacs. That's why he lives in the basement.

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What the H-E double hockey sticks? RT @laurapcd1: duse some not real medical advice but if yr tolerance is 20 mgs a night what would be ...