ambien thoughts

I need to get these out of my brain when high on sleeping pills

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Micheal Phelps could literally Scrooge McDuck dive into my pussy and he’d never be seen again

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Fuck a shoulder to cry on, I wanna suck on toes and nipples

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The first woman to give birth to twins was probably stoned to death

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Fuck a Gluck Gluck give me that Glock glcok, I’m going to shoot your clit off

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Balls are like flesh nests for seamen

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some of these bitches have a PH balance that could pickle garlic

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You can tell someone’s age by counting the wrinkles on their buttholes like rings on a tree

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Slutty little waist that slutty little waist that, but what about a virgin big waist???

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There should be an episode of house where he gets shot for cryp walking

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Communion wine but it’s really the blood from your circumsicion

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Throw me to the wolves and I’ll comeback pregnant if it’s anything like some of those hot ass Disney villains

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Baby crocs in the sewers have a piss kink, prove me wrong. Check mate liberals.