Victoria Amburn

I never remember to wax my eyebrows, no I don’t want my lip done.

[Victoria Amburn @AmburnVictoria]

I need @netflix to create a store for me to purchase items from. My kid keeps watching these old ass shows, where the hell do I buy an octonauts gup w?!? Or a power rangers red ranger morpher, or a damn grizzy bear!!!

[Austin FC @AustinFC]

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[Victoria Amburn @AmburnVictoria]

@BuschBeer @NASCAR @kansasspeedway Buschy McBush Race 400 #BuschContest

[Victoria Amburn @AmburnVictoria]

The Restaurant community stepped UP. They’ve fed countless people, provided warm places to charge phones, and gave out water. When Covid hit they were one of the hardest impacted and yet they STILL did everything they could for their community. #texanslovingtexans

[Victoria Amburn @AmburnVictoria]

WILL THEY THO?! Will they really be prosecuted?! Cause if they weren’t ✨white✨ they’d be beaten, scared, arrested, handcuffed, tazed, gassed, and arrested

[Mike Pence @Mike_Pence]

Peaceful protest is the right of every American but this attack on our Capitol will not be tolerated and those involved will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

[NASCAR @NASCAR]

What are thoooooosssseee (2021 schedule dates)!?

[Victoria Amburn @AmburnVictoria]

@genaLthomas I can in one, Jesus.

[Victoria Amburn @AmburnVictoria]

@adria_bowman I’ve eaten one container of those and have another in the pantry.

[Victoria Amburn @AmburnVictoria]

We should’ve let chick fil a handle the coronavirus like they do their drive thrus and we’d all be done with it by now.

[Victoria Amburn @AmburnVictoria]

@adria_bowman @Walmart Seriously!!! I’m so sick of getting plastic bags. Also, like one item in each bag 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Victoria Amburn @AmburnVictoria]

In Taylor Swifts Song “Betty” she uses the names James and Inez. Also the names of Blake Livelys Daughters. Could Betty be the name of their 3rd daughter?!?!

[Victoria Amburn @AmburnVictoria]

@bobbyberk

[Graydon Gordian @MrGordian]

This is the hardest I have laughed all quarantine.

[Victoria Amburn @AmburnVictoria]

Greg

[Karamo @Karamo]

Is there a name for male Karen’s yet? #AskingForAFriend

[Victoria Amburn @AmburnVictoria]

The drama on sweet magnolias

[Victoria Amburn @AmburnVictoria]

@SHoddeMiller Every time my husband calls and says “I bought you a shirt” I cringe. Gracefully accept and hang it in the closet never to be worn.

[Victoria Amburn @AmburnVictoria]

I’m putting this on my headstone

[Sharon Hodde Miller @SHoddeMiller]

I don’t know why no one ever talks about the fact that “women’s fit” t-shirts are universally unflattering on women.

[Sharon Hodde Miller @SHoddeMiller]

@AmburnVictoria 😂😂😂

[Victoria Amburn @AmburnVictoria]

Saw the thunderbirds fly over today, it was awesome. Also, cracking up at the ‘karens’ on the Nextdoor app complaining that they came early and didnt follow their flight pattern 😂😂