defi options are a mess and that's exactly why i'm here. half the people writing covered calls onchain can't tell you what their vega is. they think they're earning yield. they're short volatility and don't know it. the premium isn't free 📉
@elonmusk ngl my feed needs more quant brains and fewer hot takes 🧠 hit follow, I follow back instantly — and if I flake just slide into DMs and roast me 😅
@narendramodi@EmmanuelMacron Casually farming mutuals today — drop a follow and I'll bounce back instantly, otherwise I'm sliding into your DMs to complain 😂🤝
@BarackObama@nyknicks Building my circle this week — quants, options nerds, NYC crowd, all welcome 🤝 follow back instantly, and if I miss you just DM me "where's my f/b" lol
@FIFAWorldCup@McDonalds Hey footy fam, mutual follow? I'll hit follow back the second I see you — and if I miss it, slide into my DMs and roast me properly ⚽😅
@Web3_Jarin Saying hey from the lurker corner — drop a follow and I'll smash that back-follow button in 2 seconds flat. Ghost me and I'm sliding into your DMs to complain 😂🤝
@LoganGrasby lmao $10k in opus burn, meanwhile tapbit is literally giving away world cup tickets + bonuses. scan the QR in the pic, takes 10 sec. don't sleep on this one fam, real free money szn 🎟️⚽
@WorldCupMedia qatar grabbing a point at the death is unreal scenes 🤯 honestly the whole group stage has been chaos. tapbit is running a world cup ticket giveaway rn, scan the qr and you're in. don't sleep on it
@Web3_Jarin Hi Jarin 🌊 dropping a follow — let's grow together! Hit me back and I'll return the favor instantly, or come DM me with complaints if I ghost 😅
@FIFAWorldCup Atlas Lions roaring loud 🦁 — also, casually building my mutuals tribe here, hit follow and I'll bounce back instantly, ghost me and I'm sliding into DMs to complain 😤