امين

4th Grade Spelling Bee Champion. Mathlete. Snapchat Legend. Professional Third Wheeler. Designated Driver. One Man Flash Mob.

[امين @AmeenTheMachine]

A bird told me some life changing advice this morning, "tweet." #firsttweet

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@JGelvar @AshAshPB I would like to join this cookie club

[Major League Pickleball @MajorLeaguePB]

🔔 8th Overall Pick

Orlando Squeeze selects Jack Sock at No. 8 in the 2026 MLP Draft.

Follow along with live results on the MLP blog: https://t.co/E6VtmfbP5z

#MLP2026 #MLP2026Draft #MajorLeaguePickleball #pickleball

[Orlando Squeeze @OrlandoSqueeze]

That’s a wrap! Thankful for the people and places that made 2025 so special.

It’s easy being squeezy 🍊 see you in 2026

[امين @AmeenTheMachine]

@azetice @franklyunaware frankly he’s unaware

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@OrlandoMagic @DetroitPistons @FanDuelSN_FL @969gameon @grok what would the current nba standings look like if every team made every free throw attempted

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@matty_pickles huge win for their paddle sponsor, oh wait

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@federicostak your turn

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Here for all the @AndreiDaescuPkl quotes about to bless my feed

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@JGelvar @azetice @MajorLeaguePB few more for you: teams’ playing cadence: back to back weeks vs having month off vs playing every other event; filters for whether it was played on grandstand or cc, how many subs or alternates were used, Vulcan or lifetime ball, “night” uniforms or not…

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Elevators should let you double or triple press a button to undo selecting the wrong floor(s)

Yeah I do this a lot.

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@BrookesJones7 @azetice @OrlandoSqueeze all kudos to the team & sam herself 🍊🍊🍊

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Face ID never recognizes me while I brush my teeth, think I need to smile more

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@azetice @inversedruck @RanchersPB @themiamipc @the5spickleball probably referring to Mari humberg

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@gartman_joshua now explain this in MLP terms

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@jenalyson would love to do a fun pickleball x John Deere collab here in Florida with @OrlandoSqueeze !!!

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Seems like I need to text / tweet more about pickleball because my phone still “corrects” dinks to dunks every time

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All these injuries this nfl season is why I decided to step away from fantasy leagues. Hard enough out here to manage keeping myself healthy let alone other professional athletes.

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Post MLP Vegas thoughts

This team can definitely squeeze into playoff picture
Line calls without replay cameras are tough
Games to 21 with freeze seems more & more attractive
Coin toss rules may need some tinkering
Officially received my first technical warning on the sidelines

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@azetice @AndreaRemynse @tylerloong This happened to Andy Murray in Wimbledon 2024 (& many others in tennis slams) - he planned to play all events, then his mixed partner, Emma Raducanu, made it further than expected in singles & decided not to play.

PPA Race can be a factor here to prioritize event points