Annie G

To fuck around is human, to find out, divine. Dispensing wisdom no one asked for.

[Annie G @AmegaCaliche]

If you're here because I like both Cardi B and words like "thusly", you should know that aside from dumbass thoughts like that I'm like 90% dogs and dog training. I live and breathe that shit. Hit me up for your dog training needs.

[Annie G @AmegaCaliche]

The world does not need any further bloviating on the folly of the rich in the Great Gatsby but I would genuinely like to read the rest of this.

[Alexis Pereira @MrAlexisPereira]

Teaching my first English course this semester has been rewarding but I don’t know what to do with this student

[Annie G @AmegaCaliche]

Being a dog trainer at a public park full of the “Don’t worry he’s friendly!” people is a small personal hell.

[Annie G @AmegaCaliche]

The country I'm from fought a whole ass war so I DON'T have to give a shit about what happens to the British Royal Family

[Annie G @AmegaCaliche]

The grilled cheese sammich + affordable grocery store cab sav is the working man’s cheese and wine pairing

[Annie G @AmegaCaliche]

Damn I didn't know Nashville Hot Chicken was fancy or exotic. It IS, however, good as hell.

[Henry Bolton OBE 🇬🇧 @_HenryBolton]

Sadly, there’re a bunch of tacky pop-up fast food stalls along the Thames at the #TowerOfLondon. Ok, I realise back in the day all sorts of traders would have frequented the area, but ‘Middle East Falafels’ and ‘Nashville Hot Chicken’? Another great policy from @SadiqKhan not

[Annie G @AmegaCaliche]

It will never cease to bother me that Robert Smith's makeup is done like this. TAKE SOME PRIDE IN YOUR LIPSTICK APPLICATION, ROBERT

[Annie G @AmegaCaliche]

@hels You..... threw a heaping quarter cup of salt into a recipe and didn't pause to question that?

[Annie G @AmegaCaliche]

@CoreyRForrester You’ve bee workin so hard dude! You love to see someone bring their buttercream dreams to life you know?

[Annie G @AmegaCaliche]

@Skatiemom Anyone this intent on infantilizing themselves isn't going to do any better with an animal, I'm afraid.

[Annie G @AmegaCaliche]

Whenever someone asks me what it looks like when people pretend to be dumber than they are because they think it's adorable I'm just going to refer them to this tweet thread.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

on the verge of tears rn because I don’t know if foxes are cats or dogs

[Annie G @AmegaCaliche]

@mayorofshannon @P23643028Parker @mattaf30 @holy_schnitt I said you WANT to be adorable. It's coming off more "I've never been outside"

[Annie G @AmegaCaliche]

@Blackmateo6 @P23643028Parker @mayorofshannon @mattaf30 @holy_schnitt People acting like silly idiots because they think it's cute isn't new, they just have a bigger platform for attention now.

[Annie G @AmegaCaliche]

@P23643028Parker @mayorofshannon @mattaf30 @holy_schnitt She just wants to be adorable in her confusion, facts aren't going to be helpful here.

[Annie G @AmegaCaliche]

@wififluisteraar Seriously, go in there and set all your transactions to private so your transactions don't show up on there.

[Annie G @AmegaCaliche]

Someone explain to me why the Venmo is even a thing to begin with

[Annie G @AmegaCaliche]

Heeeeell yeah

[Patrick Wyman @Patrick_Wyman]

Imagine being drunk as hell on cheap wine on a summer day in ancient Rome watching the chariot races, then seeing a chariot eat shit on a turn, the crowd must have been insane

[Annie G @AmegaCaliche]

@GroundedReason @GeoffKnowsBeost @suzwhoever There is a whole lotta you in that comment. I painted my walls grey, so that when I put my bright-ass colored accessories on top, you really APPRECIATE the yellow chair.

[Annie G @AmegaCaliche]

@USAquarium @scottdenhalter Is blasting the cool people word for getting a tattoo?? No one told me this at the orientation, maybe I missed it in the materials

[Annie G @AmegaCaliche]

@hurricanedeck @SharksAvsDevils *glanced up from her cauliflower and spinach*

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