Amelia Gonzalez

I'm a mother & a wife. I'm Catholic & a Chemical Engineer. I'm a home brewer & hockey player...

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

This makes perfect sense

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All of these kids are taking Stanley cups to school… My kids don’t even want a water bottle. They’re toughing it out.

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Hey future realtor, can we just take a few thousand off our home value when we eventually sell it and pretend kids never lived here?

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@h00sier_DZ Anything above a 99F fever but we also take into account how they are feeling … but we are pretty good at calling a bluff.

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@katie_moats I want to be your friend. I also strive for this A!!

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#LetsGoKomets

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@FrHilderbrand I think her ideals are too aggressive. Even though she toned them down.

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@ramblinma Can we all go together? Like a moms night out?!?

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My kid has spent more time today trying to creatively avoid a chore than it would have taken to just DO THE CHORE.

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@ChefShwasty @BingingWBabish Love me some Babish!!!

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@jimmyfallon Life long friends. Life long debt. #CollegeInSixWords

[Unfiltered Mama 💗✌️ @UnfilteredMama]

I can’t put into words how eager I am for the cropped sweatshirt fad to go away.

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@Katie_144 @ChefShwasty Same!!!

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@UnfilteredMama We use them and they are a life saver for our ADHD kiddo. We have the gummie ones.

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Winning mom of the year over here folks. Band sign ups for Jr High are online. I asked my son what instrument he’d be interested in. His answer? Accordion. #weirdalfans

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@simoncholland See that’s one piece of normalcy 2020 still has. My kid is still a picky eater.

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@FrHilderbrand Sounds about right for her.

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Can’t get enough Star Wars right now thanks to Mandolorian so watching Rebels with the fam. S2E19 I swore I heard a droid that was Severus Snape. Turns out the voice actor based it off Rickman’s Hans Gruber. Most excellent job @Stephen_Stanton