Amelia

Rosemount | SDSU |

[Amelia @AmeliaBusse]

My little sister is sending her flat Stanley to me at college... I’m gonna take her Stanley out to some parties and send it back with unmatched clothes, crazy stories, and pictures of proof we had a good time

[Mike Henriksen (First Person: Legendary SD Sports) @MikeHenriksen]

Nebraska just passed a law allowing mixed drinks to be sold "to go" by bars as long as the cup has a lid. Good for them. But this is nothing new in South Dakota. Small town bars here have been selling "roadies" for years! I don't think it's legal, but it sure as hell happens!

[Petra Holtze @PetraHoltze]

Imagine: you graduate from rosemount high school. You end up on the bachelor. He likes you. He comes to rosemount, minnesota. You walk around the lake at lebanon hills. Then drive to the end of pilot knob to ‘adventure’. On your way to Carbones he finds the kissing video. No rose

[2009 Alex Rodriguez @LeBronCenaOrton]

*girls in the bathroom at the bar*

omg you’re gorgeous, here use my makeup, screw your ex you’re so much better than him, add me on snap, ily5ever

*Girls outside of the bathroom*

if you bump into me one more time I’m going to fight u

[Givon C. @nomadvon]

All jokes aside, please pray for the 750 soldiers who are deploying to Iraq as we speak.

Real heros are putting their lives on the line while ya’ll playing 🤦🏽‍♂️

[Amelia @AmeliaBusse]

@Alexis_EsseR @NisanJoseph @BuchholzCassie @paigenicole_56 @gabrielledeml 😂😂😂

[Kalyn Kalis (Naatz) @NaatzKalyn]

I’m ready to be a hot football mom sittin the stands drinkin rounds of hot chocolate and listening to my husband yell at our son to pull his head out of his ass.

Dreams.

[D Rose @DamnDRoseTweets]

Y’all still pull your luggage? 🤔🤭 amateurs. #lifehacks

[$ammy Boy @connellysam1]

call me a professional exterminator.....😂

[💃🏽 @aleidagoytia]

therapist: and what do we do when we feel sad?

Me: Tequila shots.

Therapist: no

[Amelia @AmeliaBusse]

@GDAWGZZ I would rt this if I could, Straight facts

[JOHNNOSKI @johnnoski103]

Every girl when this song comes on 😂

[Brooks Lloyd @brooks_lloyd5]

My brother hired me as the butler for his 1st wedding anniversary. This was the result:

[Thalia @thaliaaa_xo]

Why he did my grandma like this tho 😭😂😂😂😭

[Ryker @RayRyker]

Screw ice cream dates girl lmk when you wanna go fishing that’s a real date