Amelia Cole

Life is what you make of it. I make believe.

[Amelia Cole @AmeliaCole613]

7 calls her big toe a *toe thumb* and I feel like that's something I can really get on board with #momlife #toethumb

[Amelia Cole @AmeliaCole613]

Him: He can wear gym shorts to school?
Me: Yes?
H: I couldn't when I was in school.
M: Because 80s gym shorts were hot pants, babe #dadlife #momlife

[Amelia Cole @AmeliaCole613]

I just noticed I have a giant nose hair. In case you were wondering how close I am to 40.

[Tammy Duckworth @SenDuckworth]

Judge Kavanaugh appears to have participated in a dark chapter of our nation’s history during the Bush Admin’s use of torture and cruel, inhumane treatment of prisoners – and he misled the Senate about it when he testified UNDER OATH in 2006.

[Amelia Cole @AmeliaCole613]

What about a show with friendly playful ghosts. Like the ass-grabber I live with #haunted #roommate #ghosts

[Amelia Cole @AmeliaCole613]

I hereby give this guestroom my seal of approval - George, the domestic #guestroom #guestswelcome #decor #decorating #friends #family #cats #catsofinstagram #rescuecatsofinstagram #catlife… https://t.co/7sXFszGV4m

[Amelia Cole @AmeliaCole613]

GUYS. My kid just paused his video game while I was talking. Without me even asking OR rolling my eyes! What a time to be alive! #parenting #momlife

[Amelia Cole @AmeliaCole613]

It was a successful unicorn hunt this year #unicorn #decor #feralchild #daughter #momlife #dadlife #parenting https://t.co/Q9EKdHC7uX

[Amelia Cole @AmeliaCole613]

New artwork for my guestroom #loveislove #spreadlove #art #hospitality #world #friends #writerslife #momlife https://t.co/XaaA4Ypf7Z

[Amelia Cole @AmeliaCole613]

*in Dr exam room*
Me: *sings Smelly Cat*
7 (no longer my favorite): Maybe we should just sit and wait quietly.
Me:
7:
Me: That hurt.

[Lacey London @thelaceylondon]

How ALL writers should handle bad reviews...

😂😂😂

#amwriting #writerslife

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

We may say prayers when we are trying to solve the problems we face, but it is up to us to put an end to violence and bring about peace. Creating peace is our responsibility. To pray for peace while still engaging in the causes that give rise to violence is contradictory.

[Amelia Cole @AmeliaCole613]

Took my daughter on her very 1st @Target run and it's like ToysRUs never even existed

[Amelia Cole @AmeliaCole613]

Kids are sad it's rained so much and they haven't really used the pool. I apologized
12: It's okay, you can't really predict the weather
Me: Actually, you can. It's called meteorology #momlife #parenting #burn

[Amelia Cole @AmeliaCole613]

In my house "open shelving" is just the kids leaving the cupboard doors open yet again #momlife #parenting

[Amelia Cole @AmeliaCole613]

@Morghanxx Wouldn't that be nice

[Amelia Cole @AmeliaCole613]

Started my day shooting Nerf darts out a 3rd floor window at a woodpecker banging on my house. How's your day going? #nemesis

[Amelia Cole @AmeliaCole613]

@Morghanxx Maine, maybe. Not in this state though

[Amelia Cole @AmeliaCole613]

@ValeeGrrl Me to hub: Because even at 38, I still FEEL 25! You don't feel 44, do- Yeah, no, you feel 44.

[Amelia Cole @AmeliaCole613]

Guys guys! I bested the never ending Mt Laundry! It only took 18 days, a pulled hamstring, stiff neck, and relocating to a nudist colony! #parenting #momlife