Amelia Dee Mueller

Writer | Marketer | Reader | Hot Cheeto Eater | Work featured in On Spec, Flame Tree Press, Metaphorosis, et al. 🌒🌕🌘#amquerying

[Amelia Dee Mueller @AmeliaDMueller]

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[Amelia Dee Mueller @AmeliaDMueller]

Midnight Rain and Mastermind have GUTTED me

[Amelia Dee Mueller @AmeliaDMueller]

@kakiafterdark OMG OMG OMG

[Amelia Dee Mueller @AmeliaDMueller]

@kakiafterdark It’s so much fun we gotta go!

[Moniza Hossain @moniza_hossain]

I love spoilering the ending of Peter Pan for people, because no one ever remembers the fact that the book actually ends with generation after generation of Wendy’s female descendants going to Neverland to clean for Peter Pan because he’s a boy who can’t look after himself

[Ellen Weatherford 🐊 @elksneedle]

Mambos No. 1 - 4 were tragically lost in the destruction of the Great Library of Alexandria

[Amelia Dee Mueller @AmeliaDMueller]

@Gracie_Muller Go grow a Brian

[Amelia Dee Mueller @AmeliaDMueller]

@kakiafterdark Those pants are everything

[Emily Favreau @emilyfavreau]

I’m starting a book club but instead of books we just analyze Taylor Swift lyrics

[Amelia Dee Mueller @AmeliaDMueller]

@kakiafterdark Lmao bro same

[Amelia Dee Mueller @AmeliaDMueller]

Why did I decide I wanted to be a writer again? Couldn’t I have picked something easier?

[Amelia Dee Mueller @AmeliaDMueller]

@Gracie_Muller Lmao same

[sam sims @ssam_simss]

Too many Christmas rom-coms, not nearly enough Halloween rom-coms

[Emily Forney @EmilyKaitlinnn]

A list of authors whose debut wasn't their breakout and what book was:
Holly Black-Book 19
VE Schwab-Book 7
Kendare Blake-Book 6
Susan Dennard-Book 5
Laura Pohl-Book 3
Allison Saft-Book 2
Claire Legrand-Book 4
Margaret Owen-Book 3
Elizabeth Lim-Book 3
Samantha Shannon-Book 4

[trash jones @jzux]

happy national boyfriend day to all my cashiers at trader joe’s

[kendra ⁷⁺¹ ✰ IS SEEING BTS @SDLkendra]

i’ve NEVER seen eugene this mad and i’ve been watching the try guys for YEARS it actually SCARES ME

[The Try Guys / 2nd try @tryguys]

what happened.
https://t.co/Rvt6hBWVdj

[Amelia Dee Mueller @AmeliaDMueller]

It’s gonna be a rough couple of weeks

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

The ADHD urge to work on literally anything other than the one thing you should be working on.