Nil

[ayo ？ @ayblaack]

“babe i need “50k to balance something i’ve been saving for”

omo na lie that thing na still 50k

[N0RTHERN SCUM🐊 @Unserious_Exrha]

Two of my Ex dey go on a date tomorrow 💔

[jonzing. @ehisssss]

“hey pumpkin”

na your daddy be ugwu 😂😂

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨👑 Luis Enrique: “Lamine-Messi comparisons? You can not compare any player with Messi, he’s the best ever”.

“What Lamine is doing very well is that he wants to be Lamine Yamal. Lamine wants to be the best version of Lamine. He is very intelligent”.

[Yuzkid 🗡️📿 @yuzkidofficial]

almost every man who tried to rescue a poorly raised woman ends up regretting it.

[Winna F.C. @WinnaFC]

🚨| BREAKING: Erling Haaland has now scored 400 career goals, becoming the second-fastest player to reach the milestone after Lionel Messi.

[Football on TNT Sports @footballontnt]

Take penalties out of the equation and Messi leads the way against Ronaldo 👑

821 non-penalty goals is simply extraordinary 🐐

[Śhàrîf @Sharif_398]

I waited so long to use this video 😂😂

[BIG D’C 🐐 ⚡️ @principaldc99]

I no argue with you o, you’re right….
Now bring out your reality of European trophy

[Premier League @premierleague]

Xabi Alonso living every moment on the touchline ⚽️⚽️

🔵 @ChelseaFC

[All About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷 @AlbicelesteTalk]

Leo Messi in 2026:

44 games
40 goals
20 assists.

60 G+A in 44 games.

𝐁𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐧 𝐝'𝐎𝐫. ✨

[∞ @TheFalseNein]

Doesn’t this happen every year

[vanemrys @vanemrys15]

If you give Gabriel Jesus a microphone to explain the difference between playing alongside Saka and playing alongside Yamal, he will cry. 🤣🤣

[10 ✪ @oluwabaronn]

Bro Bukayo saka assisted Gabriel Jesus 3 times in 4 years. Lamine Yamal did that in 3 games !!😭

[Mod @CFCMods]

I take it all back, Lionel Messi is still the best player on the planet.

[𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐊𝐄𝐑 @Fcb_striker]

No playmaker has scored over 900 goals, and no goalscorer has provided over 400 assists. There’s only one player who has done both.

[𝗜𝘀𝗿𝗮𝗲𝗹 ✞ @IzzyBuildss]

"hope your girlfriend won't beat me "

[Mavin @UTD_Mavin]

Lionel Messi scored his 900th goal in March and we're already at 936 goals, howwwww😭

For context, Cristiano Ronaldo scored his 900th goal in 2024 😂

[Anunaki @Anunakin]

Indeed he is. What a guy!
He must now keep the spoils of war. Congratulations to him.

[cruzey @callmecruzey]

I don't know much about science but I know the flying car cannot fly with a fat girl inside