amelia 💌

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

all summer

[big shelley @notshelleyjo]

When I’m being given my day and my daily bread: 😍🤩🤑

When I’m being forgiven, my trespasses : 🤪🥳🥰

When it comes time to forgive those who trespass against me: 😷😒🤮

[lauren o'neill @hiyalauren]

Italian week at Lidl goes so hard bro I’m piling my basket with delightfully flavoured salamis I’m
contemplating a ricotta and lemon dessert like that’s motherfucking amore my friends

[trish @ultragloss]

me if hearting everybody’s instagram story was illegal

[Jeans @MITSKlSUS]

John Wilkes Booth:

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

On St. Patrick's Day, we must not forget that Britain was built on Irish labour — Navigator Square in my constituency is named after Irish “navigators” who created this country’s canals, roads & railways.

To Irish communities in Islington & beyond: Lá Fhéile Pádraig sona duit!

[Louis Staples @LouisStaples]

me following the BBC Match of the Day drama even though I've never watched it

[rob @suncostume]

him: you better not be the perfect pre-springtime album that magically sounds like the sun is coming out after a dark and cold winter by encapsulating the complexities and capabilities of love in all forms while simultaneously exploring the beauty of the world around us all

me:

[ROSE LANI @pradamercury]

she’s got a cig in hand, ass on a motorcycle, and catholic cosplay on…nature is finally healing

[soapy hadid @soapyhadid]

I just know he makes a crazy vodka soda

[jive miguel @darkfruitsstan]

when i die i want lidl’s bakery to do the catering for my funeral

[Zarah Sultana MP @zarahsultana]

Today 500,000 workers go on strike.

They’re standing up for their rights and demanding fair pay.

Solidarity with the workers!

[eleanor @eleanordotcomm]

women in PHLEGM (Philosophy, History, Languages, English Literature, Geography, Music)

[phimbo @seraphim1447]

my bil (bestie in law): [noun] meaning: someone who is best friends with my best friend of whom i hear about often and think of with fondness

[Ben Smoke @bencsmoke]

IF NO-ONE IS BEING DISRUPTED BY A STRIKE IT’S NOT GOING TO BE VERY EFFECTIVE IS IT! THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE DISRUPTIVE! THAT IS THE POINT LADS!

[amelia elizalde @ameliaelizalde]

"your credit score has changed" fine. your amelia score has changed