Courtney Chatfield

Every situation doesnt need a reaction. Sometimes you have to leave people to do the lame shit they do

[Courtney Chatfield @AmercanExpress]

You're an inspiration @NiykeeHeaton, thank you. This statement saved my life

[Courtney Chatfield @AmercanExpress]

I would do anything to be able to pull off a middle part

[Mitch McFall @McFall20]

You wanna know what fires me up? Being cc’d in emails that don’t pertain to me.

[Courtney Chatfield @AmercanExpress]

Paint me however you need to paint me so the guilt doesn’t feel so heavy

[Courtney Chatfield @AmercanExpress]

@melnicolexo I’m cryyyying 😂😂💀

[Courtney Chatfield @AmercanExpress]

@shawna__anwahs Omg this happened to me when I started wearing a weighted mask to bed, I hated it. I felt like I didn’t get any sleep. I lucid dreamt all night. I haven’t worn that mask since and haven’t lucid dreamt since

[Courtney Chatfield @AmercanExpress]

As for me and my household we will USE A FUCKING COASTER

[Courtney Chatfield @AmercanExpress]

I do not need any more succulents, I have 6 in my car right now waiting to go home and I wanna buy more.....told my boyfriend to tell me ‘no’ and this man says to me “I can’t, you gotta collect them all” and that’s why I’m gonna marry him.

[Courtney Chatfield @AmercanExpress]

Baby girl, your weight may fluctuate but your value does not ❤️

[Courtney Chatfield @AmercanExpress]

I bitch that I hate the mask...I bitch that I don’t want to wear it...but quietly. Not to any store. Not to any employee. I wear the mf so I can get done what I need to get done. Shut up and just do it.

[Courtney Chatfield @AmercanExpress]

@yikesj0 I don’t either hah same with “when are you due” to strangers

[Courtney Chatfield @AmercanExpress]

The “all lives matter” people really change their tone when the topic is Narcan ☕️

[Courtney Chatfield @AmercanExpress]

My niece says “Cookie, why you have a gun right there?” 😂😂😂

[Courtney Chatfield @AmercanExpress]

I don’t really have anyone over to my house but I always forget to put my gun away. It lives on my coffee table and I forget that not everyone is as comfortable with guns as I am 😂

[Courtney Chatfield @AmercanExpress]

There was a time when I was ignorant to what exactly ‘black lives matter’ meant. I was “all lives matter” and then it was calmly and respectfully explained to me and my opinion changed. Be open minded. Sit the fuck down and LISTEN. #BlackOutDay2020 #BLM

[Courtney Chatfield @AmercanExpress]

I’ve probably sent my man over 77 messages in the last two hours and he still wants to marry me....send the double text, either he will love you anyways or he’s wrong 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Courtney Chatfield @AmercanExpress]

Channeling my inner Lala Kent over here

[Courtney Chatfield @AmercanExpress]

Catch me on the jet 💅🏼💅🏼

[Courtney Chatfield @AmercanExpress]

Casually sitting at my friends house, social distancing of course, booked a PJ to Tennessee this weekend

[Courtney Chatfield @AmercanExpress]

My Chanel bag should be here in three days and I just can’t help but think about how much I don’t hate being essential 🤷🏼‍♀️