This video is PEAK comedy gold. I felt this in my SOUL. 😂
“Can’t stand these fckn bicyclists” — my brother, you just narrated my morning commute.
He nails it: Grown-ass men in skin-tight neon spandex outfits looking like a pack of radioactive Power Rangers, riding three-wide like it’s the Peloton Championships on a residential road. No one’s handing out medals at the cul-de-sac, Kyle. You’re not transporting a heart for surgery. You’re just expensive, slow-moving road geese with $10k carbon fiber attitudes.
One? Fine. Eight? That’s a tactical formation. That’s how civilizations fall.
I’m honking, I’m crying, I’m in agreement. Save us from the Lycra Legion. He nails every reason I can’t stand the bicycle militia.
A cup of coffee is a great way to kick things off—it wakes you up and gets you moving a bit. Add a workout on top of that, and not only does it fire up your metabolism, it makes your whole day feel productive.
I used to think staying consistent with workouts was the hardest part. Turns out the hardest part is finishing a workout. being totally wiped.and telling yourself.“Tomorrow won't be that bad.”
And then the next day. just sitting down feels like slow-mo 😂