The American Mullet

Official page of The American Mullet • America 1st, everyone else fuck off • I sometimes post winning sports wagers • Hockey and Football enthusiast

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Love him or hate him, in 7 days exactly at this time, the entire sports world will be listening to Foggy Dew / Notorious B.I.G mashup @TheNotoriousMMA

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@ShaneTuttleNCAA Can appreciate the thought. But no one was playing as yall anyway 😭😩

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@BookitWithTrent Fuck you lucky ass faggot.

Hey TennisPlays247 👋

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@Twinkledwi46548 @lucka177 @StableRonaldoHQ Based off your spelling and grammar, you are 100% a retarded monkey

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@REALMizkif @Asmongold Hey @REALMizkif you’re a retarded faggot. Sybau

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@andystrickland @CamandStrick @Stifel @WindowWorldSTL @chevystl @1stPhorm @alextuch89 you’re a bitch 😭

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@StreamersEra

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@MookieBetz20 This is absolutely retarded and not happening 😭 just post your bets and stop farming for engagement 🤡💀

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@Ryan_Parkerrr Pretty sure Muslims can’t eat bacon. It says nothing about don’t be present for someone else eating it. Even if so, they can just walk away…

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@BookitWithTrent You’re fine. I’m from the future and this shit ends 2-0. Congrats

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@Young_Gritty @puckempire No point in trying? They can make Chicago overextend and cripple a rebuild, just like they tried to do to Anaheim. Wtf you mean no point? 😭 dumbass retard

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@Asensii20 @KaiCenat World Cup gonna be just about over by then clown 😭

P.S Way to give engagement to someone you don’t like, minutes after the tweet was made. You aren’t fooling anyone faggot

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@Galsen_24 Lmfao “iF tHeYrE sTeaLiNg EsSeNtIaLs” … does any of this look like essentials? Shut the fuck up you cuck bitch

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The Ducks have matched the Leo Carlsson offer sheet

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

The Ducks match the Flyers offer sheet for Leo Carlsson 👀

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@StreamersEra Ah-lah-muh-nye

No fucking shot this kid is this retarded…

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@tyjb2394200 @dkm_65SFW @NFLNumbersGuy Your entire essay you wrote could quite possibly be the most retarded conglomerate of words ever. Congratulations. Next time you waste all of our time, at least make it somewhat coherent you fucking dumbass.

[The American Mullet @AmericanMullet_]

My sources are telling me that in the coming days, the Anaheim Ducks will announce that they are matching the Flyers' offer sheet and retaining Leo Carlsson's rights for 5 x $18 million per year. You heard it here first. Absolutely wild times in the NHL.

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@yoxics @NickEh30 why are you such a retarded faggot?

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@omgsidewalks

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@BuiltInBuffalo_ “WhO sAyS nO?” 😭😭 Buffalo accounts just farming engagement at this point 🤡