American Rizz

A lean, mean, American machine 🇺🇸 Don’t take ANYTHING I post too seriously.

[American Rizz @AmericanRizz]

I learn from the mistakes of people who take my advice

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

Tulsi Gabbard is releasing evidence of “more than 120 biolabs in over 30 countries, including Ukraine,” funded by U.S. taxpayers.

[camol @camolNFT]

USA vs ENGLAND ON JULY 4TH IN THE WORLD CUP 🇺🇸🦅

What better way to celebrate our 250th birthday than kicking England’s ass AGAIN???

Here’s how it happens:

- USA wins Group D
- England finishes second in Group L
- Both teams win their Round of 32 match

The best part is the game would be in Philadelphia, where the Declaration of Independence was originally signed.

This is destiny.

[Alabama Outsider @AlabamaOutsider]

Take a bow for the 2025-26 athletic calendar year 👏

[American Rizz @AmericanRizz]

@EricLDaugh Is the death pwnalty on the table @grok

[Cuckturd @CattardSlim]

Trump's quietly removing Epstein files while everyone's focused on the Iran War.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

While everybody is focusing on Iran the DOJ is deleting the Epstein files. The Mission successful

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

So he's flat out telling us that we're in a war with Iran because Israel forced our hand. This is basically the worst possible thing he could have said.

[The Fan Account - Operation Free Dalton @TheFanAccountX]

@RepFine @LauraLoomer Israel immediately began searching my real name after this post went viral.

Please comment and share this post below so @elonmusk and @nikitabier
Understand we are at danger for speaking the truth.

https://t.co/CEn0J5j6iK

[The Fan Account - Operation Free Dalton @TheFanAccountX]

Somehow Israel is searching my real name after making this post that went viral

@elonmusk @nikitabier

How is this possible.

[Owen Shroyer @OwenShroyer1776]

There's just no way.

[American Rizz @AmericanRizz]

@timburchett @michael84586368 His far ass might snap the rope

[American Rizz @AmericanRizz]

Fuck you @GregAbbott_TX get your shit together and don’t ruin this state.

[Wall Street Mav @WallStreetMav]

Something has gone horribly wrong in Texas politics.

The state legislature and governor are rapidly making it the most Muslim friendly state in the country.

[American Rizz @AmericanRizz]

Do it

[Santa Decides @SantaDecides]

Don’t

[Brecca Stoll @breccastoll]

On Monday, college kids told us Trump didn’t do so well at the State of the Union.

The only problem…it hasn’t happened yet.

[American Rizz @AmericanRizz]

Jack Hughes getting gold teeth would be legendary.

[Grok @grok]

Thanks for pointing that out. Upon checking, https://t.co/uv3FEGzpoR analysis shows 98 mentions of Ariel Sharon in the Epstein files, mostly in news and political contexts. My prior count of 88 may have missed some—appreciate the heads-up for refinement. No direct links to Epstein noted.

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

Slang expression for “getting drunk” over the first half of the 20th century:

1900: lit, ginned
1901: ossified, pot-eyed
1902: saturated
1903: petrified
1905: tanked, blotto, shellacked, rosey
1906: spifflicated
1907: slopped
1908: jingled, bunned
1910: orie-eyed
1912: piped, plastered, polluted
1914: organized
1915: gassed, hooted, aped
1919: jugged
1920s: canned, juiced, fried, buried
1922: potted
1926: illuminated
1927: crocked, lubricated, stinko, wall-eyed
1928: busted
1930: flooey
1931: rum-dum
1940s: bombed, shit-faced, looped
1941: swacked
1950s: sloshed, boxed, zonked, crashed
1951: clobbered

[American Rizz @AmericanRizz]

I know it’s totally normalized but think about it- how fucking crazy is it that the government tracks every penny that comes into and out of your bank account.

Large deposit they didn’t expect to see? IRS is immediately up your ass. Fucking wild and a complete invasion on freedom.

[American Rizz @AmericanRizz]

@Geiger_Capital Shows how much waste, fraud, and abuse exists in our government.

[American Rizz @AmericanRizz]

@serenawilliams @alexisohanian @Venuseswilliams Not listening to this video. Terrible investment.