American Slander™

Kat "Slander" Fenwick

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@Celestephase And the kicker is that fucker in the vest ended up being Vader's son-in-law. Ta da! May the Fourth be with you.

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Thanks everybody for the birthday wishes!

I spent the morning with this lovely lady, the Mother of Exiles, and we shared a birthday wish that Americans would once again embrace the true… https://t.co/4k0sH9FyLV

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@angelamelini Pruitt isn't a racist he's a traitor. I guess he missed the memo.

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@KamalaHarris You are correct Senator, a reckoning is coming for America's racist, treasonous conservatives and it's long overdue.

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Dearest Ma,
We told the racist, treasonous conservatives that we were Russians and they welcomed us into their camp with open arms. We slaughtered them while they slept. This second civil war is going to end just like first.
Your faithful daughter,
Kat

#secondcivilwarletters

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You can never have too much lumber. I'm told.… https://t.co/748nZMRkKz

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Time for an afternoon snack. https://t.co/m8ox3nR62o

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Happy Mother's Day. https://t.co/1XqH9rua05

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Soup 'n sudz

#beer #coldbeer #coldbeerhere #drunks #americanslander https://t.co/1FX7wT5xAv

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I literally have skeletons in my closet.

#skeletons #closeted… https://t.co/Gi7oi3pfGB

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Sunny Brooklyn.

New York in bloom.

#newyorkcity #spring #flowers #finally… https://t.co/ZC4wNGUph0

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I'm sure that's a real bargain.

#realestate #newyork #millionairesonly… https://t.co/Swco26GQZZ

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Bright flowers, big city.

New York in bloom.

#newyorkcity #spring #flowers… https://t.co/fgCVqVUB68

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New York in bloom.

#newyorkcity #spring #flowers #finally #americanslander https://t.co/y7nhSWuVb6

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New York in bloom.

#newyorkcity #spring #flowers #finally #americanslander https://t.co/clgNvsqQyU

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The little dude in the middle is (as yet unlabeled) Slug-o Cola, the slimiest cola in the… https://t.co/rUyr4XLOy9

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The Kluk Kluk Whiskey that Scotty and some alien dude pounded in "By Any Other Name."

#startrek… https://t.co/mruKeByB87

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Ferengi Eelwasser and Vulcan Port (both as yet unlabeled) for the discriminating… https://t.co/367MKf3fE6

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Two (as yet unlabeled) bottles of Aldebaran Whiskey from different eras.

It's green.

#startrek… https://t.co/cKnBKJ38bH

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My bar now has three bottles of Vulcan port, two bottles of Saurian brandy, two bottles of… https://t.co/bYqSecV30a