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One would be wise to reconsider agitating Wu Tang.

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First tweet in like six months just to say "Fuck Boko Haram". #bringbackourgirls #andwhenyouredonewiththatFUCKBOKOHARAM

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Back to life. First tweet in almost a year. Had to take a break to get married and get an MBA. No big deal.

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So, of the three people actively participating in tonight's debate, Mitt Romney vowed to fire BOTH of the other two guys. #debate2012

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I love Lionel Messi and he is a tremendous athlete, but the guy looks like the kid who fetches your popcorn at the cineplex. #fifa2013

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R.I.P Neil Armstrong. :(

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R.I.P. Jerry Nelson, voice of The Count on "Sesame Street". I'll never forget the hours I spent watching that show as a child.

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New Post: "Who Needs Any No Good, Stupid, Unneccesary, F@!$ing Adjectives??" http://t.co/7REmuUSi #writingtips #writers #kindle

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"Naked in Korea" is spicy, awkward, hilarity...wrapped in a Speedo! http://t.co/zlLy1yeQ "A #travel must-read" #southkorea #ebooks

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"The best teaching in Korea memoir I've ever seen" http://t.co/zlLy1yeQ A hilarious read with helpful infufo! #writers #travel #korea

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My new book, "Naked in Korea", is available now! http://t.co/zlLy1yeQ A hilarious and sincere memoir/travelogue! #writers #travel

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New article up at my website! http://t.co/zvbOId1T How to build a strong protagonist (with tons of comic book references) #writingtips

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"SPOILER ALERT: 4 Plot Devices That Will Ruin Your Ending" #writingtips #fiction http://t.co/PR4eOOkM #amwriting #writestuff

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"Naked in Korea" is a funny and well-informed Kindle travel book South Korea. Only $2.99! http://t.co/zlLy1yeQ #travel #korea

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Some of my blog entries are longer than chapters I've written. Anybody want to nominate me for "Most Verbose Blog"? I'll humbly accept.

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"The 7 Not So Deadly but Still Very Annoying & Quite Avoidable Sins of Novel Writing" http://t.co/zfhFUPVo #writing #tips #kindle

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At $2.99, my book "Naked in Korea" is a steal! http://t.co/zlLy1yeQ It has almost everything about teaching in Korea you could want!

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Be among the first to snag "Naked in Korea" on Kindle http://t.co/zlLy1yeQ A must-read for ESL teachers in Korea. #travel #amreads

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"One of the best travel books I've ever read." NAKED IN KOREA http://t.co/zlLy1yeQ "Would remind you of Anthony Bourdain" #travelbooks

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"The 7 Not So Deadly but Still Very Annoying & Quite Avoidable Sins of Novel Writing" http://t.co/zfhFUPVo #writing #tips #reading

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@TweetYourBooks "Naked in Korea", is available now! http://t.co/zlLy1yeQ A hilarious and sincere memoir/travelogue! #authors #travel