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shut up and be nice. 🙂🤍

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a message from my nephew:

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@tsukiimeow @AlmondTofu_boy no bc

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@LN4 ON MY BIRTHDAY ?!?!?!?! awwhhhh sheeeeit

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@norrussellx @IamTheMiro im not on twitter enough anymore to know this, either, but im gonna be so fr, had i seen that post id have had to fight every bone in my body not to reply with an obscenely zoomed in photo of the kiss.

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finally updated my twitter app. 😩 i miss my little blue birdy. (yes i was still running on version 9.1-something)

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for the amount of people talkin maaadd dookie on the orange iphone, it suuure iiis hard to get your hands on one…?

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@norjpg why did i read this with spongebobs voice when he sings the "stay indoors" bit? 😭

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@jayye_de @olwestside @SoVeryGrande didnt she also just confirm a new movie?

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sooo when, again, did we decide to use wikipedia as a trusted source for information????

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@VinceDefash @san_og75940 @Fat_Electrician @Buffalo_Schools oh. 😟 i mean. ig in the end it still kinda works? "dumpster fire of an investigation ??"

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@VinceDefash @san_og75940 @Fat_Electrician @Buffalo_Schools forgot this part

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@landosixteen id soak in a bath of highlighter fluid until i glowed neon if i went landostand

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@fourlaren i am smack dab in the middle of miami and austin. which means whichever i choose, it’s taking 13 and half hrs one way…. and i almost did it… but money is an issue here so😭💔

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i dropped my phone in a bowl of soup now my mic is fucked. 😔

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@Sav_Anna_Banana "i didn’t see your text!" or "what do you mean ?! you never told me that!" YES I DID AND YOU READ IT !!!!!!!!

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@lopoke89 i cant search anything; i cant click hashtags on the TL to "search" &scroll through that way; if i want to do any of that i have to do it through the web browser; all i can do in the app is scroll the tragic timeline &post. lmao i still didnt update but i think my time is near.

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i think im finally going to update from twitter to x…..

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@Elise_cnti @smileylando @ValrieUrbankova @high4fashion81 then theres also someone in the cart furthest to the left

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@landofours funnily enough i was bringing up the Smoking-Ben-Affleck meme all day bc… well… it was on of those days…

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sabrina carpenter doesnt show her belly button bc she doesn’t actually have one and if its photographed people will be able to zoom in and tell its a fake one

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