Darren White ⚡️🐊

I’m America’s Pal. Husband to an amazing wife, 2A defender, Constitutional protector and semiprofessional humorist. Burgeoning homesteader

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@Kentuckybaldguy @PatUnleashed @JeffyJFR @KeithMalinak @realKrisCruz I said the same thing. It frustrated him when he couldn’t get on the international war machine like he likes

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@DeaceProducer @tim_worley Bummer… perhaps my BSH today was too optimistic as Steve said.

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@DeaceProducer BSH
The pendulum of “if everything is a psyop then nothing is a psyop” and the inverse as well is slowly swinging away from the land of endless rabbit holes. The Kirk assassination pre trial evidence is putting the dunce caps where they belong for all to see

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@ScapeLanders @RealAMUpdate @DeaceProducer I didn’t realize @SteveDeaceShow had a “shit show” I’ve been listening to the good one every day for years now! I bet it’s awesome too! @DeaceProducer

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@PatUnleashed @realKrisCruz @SenMcConnell I had a chat with Mitch McConnell and he said that turtles love straws. How else are turtles supposed to snort the good stuff? #patheads

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@ClarksonsFarm1 You’re the best sir!

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@glennbeck @BooyensJaco @SteveDeaceShow @DeaceOnline this was an amazing conversation. It would be awesome to hear him with Steve as well.

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@realKrisCruz Mucho prayers for our favorite territorian!!! Seriously sir. Praying for you!

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@SteveDeaceShow Your crocs and pumpkin spice say otherwise sir!

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@DeaceProducer BSH
Steve will get a pumpkin spiced chocolate lab just like our Henry and then write a cautionary tale for kids titled “Why Labrador Retriever! Why would you do this just before bedtime!”

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@LandauDave I bet it was all the paste she put on her face.

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@DaleStarkA10 Henry is our little brown alligator when he’s fully recharged

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@DeaceProducer BSH Indiana Jones Broke the Dude Code by nicknaming himself

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@KeithMalinak The shingles on the roof bother me. Perhaps it’s the Miller Lite talking though

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@Jill_Savage @docMJP @ExitMemos Following

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This is perhaps the greatest cultural trend of 2026 thus far.

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@Rowdy_Introvert

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This was the most disappointing OT ever. Did @PatUnleashed wake up on the wrong side of his moving boxes this morning? I always thought Pat was a real person but I also used to think birds were real, the earth was round, we landed on the moon and Guam couldn’t capsize. Make it all make sense

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@JeffyJFR Happy anniversary you crazy kids!