Southern Bubba

America is a planet.

[Southern Bubba @Americuz_]

What's worse? The axis of evil or "The View"?

[Southern Bubba @Americuz_]

I'm just as tired of talking about Trayvon as I'm tired of having Obama as a president.

[Southern Bubba @Americuz_]

I'm back, where's the whiskey at?

[Southern Bubba @Americuz_]

Good for you George.

[Southern Bubba @Americuz_]

Thank you Kid MF Rock.

[Southern Bubba @Americuz_]

Kid Rock concert tonight. Bouta be more American than America itself.

[Kelsey Bowe @KelseyBowe]

Don't make fun of me because I poop standing up. Feet on the seat is the way to go.

[Southern Bubba @Americuz_]

Kid Rock is my idol.

[Southern Bubba @Americuz_]

Obamageddon is upon us.

[Southern Bubba @Americuz_]

Taking my girlfriend to a 5 star hotel tonight.

[Southern Bubba @Americuz_]

Lick a taint China.

[Southern Bubba @Americuz_]

List of countries that I hate:
1.) Countries that aren't America
2.)

[Jorkin Von Strangle @bustaropez]

" poopy vagina is the best"- @Ryan_Bowe

[Jorkin Von Strangle @bustaropez]

I just saw Michelle Obama!

[Southern Bubba @Americuz_]

@countrycowboy13 ford*

[Southern Bubba @Americuz_]

My pastimes include beer, America, Brantley Gilbert, and beer. And America.

[Southern Bubba @Americuz_]

Americanism is my religion.

[Jorkin Von Strangle @bustaropez]

Beach checklist:
1.) Beer
2.)

[Southern Bubba @Americuz_]

If you don't have anything English to say, don't say it. Merica'