American Muslim

America First Muslim.

Satire/Comedy.

[American Muslim @AmericxnMuslim]

America needs Islam 🇺🇸🕋

Only Islam can save America and lead to an American renaissance👌💪

Thread I'll continuously append to 🧵

[Dilly Hussain @DillyHussain88]

May Allah (swt) protect the wives, girlfriends and children of “patriots” tonight. Ameen.

[JM News Network @JMNewsNetwork_]

🗣️Dan Bilzerian:

“Muslims have always treated me with respect. I always thought Muslims were a problem growing up but i was wrong.

I’ve met a lot of Muslims, and they’re some of the nicest, most hospitable people I’ve ever met.”

[Ana Kasparian @AnaKasparian]

No.

I think it’s due to the fact that their countries are getting bombed right now thanks to a war we started on behalf of Israel.

Doesn’t seem like they have our government by the balls like the genocidal terror state does…

But you knew that. You just thought we didn’t.

[Jvnior @Jvnior]

🚨🇮🇱 BREAKING: Israeli tourists threaten to murder Americans who burn the flag of israel

This just happened in New York. Deport them.

[Red Corner MMA @RedCorner_MMA]

Abdulmanap Nurmagomedov's friend reveals that Khabib inherited his father's incredible cardio, saying Abdulmanap used to travel 11 km to training, run 8 km, and spend two hours on the mat.

"That engine he had - it's as if he passed all of it on to Khabib. Now, when I look at Khabib, it's clear as day: he has the same conditioning as his father."

via: @ufc

[Full Mount MMA @MMAFullMount]

😂 👩 Islam Makhachev on how to be attractive for the girls, according to Abdulmanap:

"If you think your hairstyle is going to make someone like you, that's not how it works.

What you need is good strong neck, a nice belt and clean shoes."

[Championship Rounds @ChampRDS]

Conor McGregor met a fan from Saudi Arabia while chilling by the pool today

"Noah's a great name. Look at this guy from Saudi Arabia. You look like an Irishman. You look like my cousin." 😂

(via @TheNotoriousMMA)

[John @JohitoT1985]

If you still think the "good guys" won the 2nd WW, go see a doctor, you have to be literally insane to believe this shit.

[Luke(South African Ambassador to the USA) @lukeheerdanWTF]

Aawwww look my babe can’t carry my murder bag that I use to rape and pillage the third world 🥺

[grizzy @Furbeti]

JD Vance gets annoyed as Joe Rogan questions why MAGA influencers were given Epstein file binders

[Steve Krakauer @SteveKrak]

Sometimes I still think about Theo Von telling a very intrigued Trump that cocaine will turn you into an owl, homie…

[Stew Peters @realstewpeters]

You think posting a 20-year-old mugshot of me is some kind of flex?

We know what you did. We know how you betrayed Charlie.

You’re cooked, bro. Can’t wait to see your mugshot. Unlike me, you’ll actually be going away for a long time to a real prison.

Tyrone is waiting for you.

[Banned Jeff @BannedxMan]

A Jewish driver damaged another man’s car, leaving a clearly visible scrape on the bodywork.

When the owner asked him to pay for the damage, he refused to offer more than $30 and accused him of antisemitism.

[Ryan @forbiddenmerch]

American deaths since 1973 - War Vs. Abortion

War - 8,000

Abortion - 66,000,000

Every aspect of abortion is Jewish

Abortion is moloch worship

[The Berm Pit Podcast @TheBermPit]

Who is the main facilitator of refugee immigration to America?

[Klara @klara_sjo]

Indians are big mad at me for that poop mudslide post yesterday but I'd just like to make sure everyone knows India isn't all about poop.

It's about trash too.

It's that real Mumbai spirit! 🇮🇳

[Rosie's Ballroom Psyop @DarnelSugarfoo]

I can no longer watch "Saving Private Ryan." I used to love that movie, until I realized it was Epstein team propaganda.

[LoveSpeechDaily @LoveSpeech247]

SNEAKO on Lamine Yamal getting hate as a Muslim☪️😪

"Deep down they know Islam is the truth, they have resentment, they are filled with hatred..."

[Sophie ☥ @sophiemeaden]

It’s the jews.